AGH, why so much homework on a monday?! gonk
Let me drown in silence as I go through worksheets, book work, essays, and studying for chapter tests that somehow return bi-weekly.
Sam's was an annoying a*****e today, and I'm -glad- Joanna thought she looked preppy today. whee
I offered Sam my seat during lunch, so she won't be left standing. Her reaction: Pushing me out her way and snapping at everyone. Dude, nothing bad really happened to you either. And you can stop ranting about your england boyfriend Scott who wears Ax. I friggin' hate that smell, and the sound of your voice adoring it drives me mad. scream
She still owes me 5$. And David 200$. I wish she would stop poking me in Biology class too. Oh, she still needs to give me back all 5 of my pens after 'borrowing them'.
Yes, Sam claims a lot of things. If she says she's rich, why does she borrow so much money? If she has superior artistic ability, why must she ask me and Em to draw numerous pictures for her and her anime boy fantasies? I swear, we both have 26 pictures still pending from her.
Speaking of annoying people, I want to kill everyone in my english class in alphabetical order. scream Excluding a few friends, of course.
As I 'happily' trot home after a dose of monday's daily horrors, sleet begins to fall and I come home drenched. Wee.
Oooh, there's gonna be a party at Jen's house. Chinese food will be stacked on every table. domokun heart
The only happy thing I've heard so far all day.
Oh yus! Yesterday I went shopping with Jooooyce. I went out to eat breakfast. We went christmas shopping, and stuffs... yuh. I bought the 5th volume to the A.I. Love You series and it is one of the most perverted but funniest manga books I have ever seen. xDD Here's the summary of it:
When Hitoshi and the gang head to the beach for a little R & R, they get swept up in a nutty competition that's sure to make sparks fly. Later, there;s trouble on the home front when a drunken Toni hits the bottle because she can't find a boyfriend. However, that's nothing compared to the brand-spanking-new pair of underwear that whack Hitoshi's "little man" everytime he has a dirty thought!
Notes: The competition was to see what couple on the beach is the greatest, and the prize was a trip to Hawaii. Or at least they thought. After going though obstacles and such, Saati and Toni had to dig into the inside of each other's bathing suits to find the secret quote. Once they find the quote, they'll win. Moments later: They win! But not for a trip to Hawaii. They misheard the announcer and recieved hawaiin's brand of macadamian nuts instead.
Toni was drunk and was found stroking a Tanuki. Hm? Stroking what? Why, its testicles! In Japan, Tanukis are racoon statues are considered goodluck charms and are often seen in front of stores. And yes, they do have large swollen testicles.
Quote:
Toni: Oh, is that huuuuuge package for meh?! Sure, I'll touch it for yeh!
Hitoshi: Toni?! What the hell do you think you're doing?!
There's other minor parts added to the story. And the underwear? It has a buddhist monk holding a fan attached to the briefs. There's a quote on him, something about finding nothing in life. He can sense when you have perverted thoughts and whack you with his fan.
Hitoshi: *Gets whackd in the nuts* Hooooooohhhh!
Toni: It triggers a proton bomb embedded in the monk's body. If you think at least 30 perverted thoughts today, it'll explode, and hitoshi's poor little wee-wee will go plooie.
Hitoshi: Arrrgh! But I need my wee-wee!!
Anyways,
15 MORE DAYS 'TILL MY B-DAY! heart
Edit: Gah, when I pressed submit, my entry didn't get through and I had to type it all over again.
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