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Can I lick you? O_O Most of you already know that I, Lance Y. Aogiri aka Yukyoru, have... -dramatic pause- A GIRLY FACE emo Yes, I was born with a girly face and so were my brothers, courtesy of my parents. I hate being mistaken for a girl but I absolutely hate when guys actually hit on me. It's kinda of disturbing and funny at the same time. Why you ask? Simple.They say great pick-up lines xD Pick up lines. These are things used in the attempt to either flatter someone or just embarass the hell out of yourself. XD 1. Do you have a mirror in your pants? -->Because I can see myself in them 2. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put "U" and "I" together... 3. I lost my number, can I have yours? 4. Can I have frys with that shake? 5. Do your legs hurt? Because you've been running through my mind all day. 6. Hey baby ever done it with a worm? 7. Come over here and sit on my lap, we'll talk about the first thing that pops up... 8. Wanna play carpenter? First we get hammered then I nail you... 9. If I said you had a nice body would you hold it against me? 10. Hey baby... Im pretty drunk... (You're pretty when I'm drunk) 11. Hey wanna have a 3-way? You, me, and Hieneken... 12. So you're a girl, huh? The voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you. 13. Two trains are leaving their stations at the same time. Both need to travel 1000 miles. If Train A is going 95 miles an hour, and Train B is going 85 miles an hour, how long will it take for you to go out with me? 14. Remember my name, you'll be screaming it later. 15. Did it hurt? Did what hurt? When you fell from heaven...did it hurt? O.o;; 16. May I flirt with you? Yeah, I replied pick-up number 15. It was just too stupid to resist xD Of course their eyes always pop out when they hear my voice...except number 15 since he knew I was a girly guy. D=

Posted by: Yukyoru Tue Jul 04, 2006 @ 01:53am

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Commented on: Fri Jul 07, 2006 @ 02:22am


	lmfao

Commented on: Sun Jul 09, 2006 @ 09:04am


	~Tsuki wa kawarazu shizuka na mama de~ ... xD My stomach hurts from that. This is why I'm GLAD I'm from the ghetto. No one would ever say that. EVER. Unless they want to get shot. Or stabbed. Or something. Wait... so Yuky has a deep voice? Or at least a boy's voice? xDDDD Hee I'm super slow. And tired. x.X ~Ame o furasetsuzuketa...~

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Commented on: Wed Jul 12, 2006 @ 03:58pm


	ur from the ghetto?

Commented on: Tue Jul 25, 2006 @ 10:16am


	XD giggles it's not THAT bad, youre just blessed with a pretty face, youre prettier than me! jealoooous what if Yuu-kun has like... a gackty voice. That'd be cool.

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Commented on: Wed Jul 26, 2006 @ 11:27pm


	Oh my god. This is absolutely hilarious! I've been told number 15. So wait a minute... You've actually been told these before? I didn't think anyone actually used pick up lines... Where you at a bar? Ah well, it's actually pretty cool that you get hit on. I don't even get hit on. But I am young, so that matters not. Your life is so cool. -nods- So you have a deep-man voice? Cool. I can't even imagine their faces when they heard your voice. XD

Commented on: Fri Jul 28, 2006 @ 06:00pm


	Hmm, I remember I used one of these before a long time ago. I think It was number 4. So yeah. Wow. I wonder. Are all of these all the pick up lines you heard or only 16 guys hit on you before in your life? O3o

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Commented on: Thu Aug 03, 2006 @ 06:39pm


	15 sounds reasonable, when my friend and I first stumbled across you in a forum were all like... me: "He's an angel." her: "His picture made me cry he was so beautiful." me: "That's why he's an angel!" EDIT: Of course he could have a deep voice! Like Yazoo! When I watched Advent children I was all like, "What a pretty looking character 0___0 with a deep voice!"

Commented on: Fri Aug 04, 2006 @ 02:50am


	OMigod, people SAY that?! xD; That's so corny! People where I'm from usually just become friends with them and end up dating. Yeeey!

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Commented on: Tue Aug 08, 2006 @ 07:12am


	εїз ※ .::-Close your heart to every love but mine... Hold no one in your arms but me. ~kekeke~ рцηсн нαяd αηd sтяоηg 凸（゜皿゜メ） -::. ※ εїз

Commented on: Sat Aug 12, 2006 @ 01:29am


	People acutly say that cr-...Wait, of course they do. I wouldn't put it past most people. Ah, but that was great, I laughed my a** off. Thanks, I needed that. ~Spax~

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Commented on: Tue Sep 19, 2006 @ 10:05pm


	ninja Keita-kun ninja le gasp! D= Noooooo! -clings- @.@ How dare they try to hit on you! ninja Keita-kun ninja

Commented on: Wed Mar 28, 2007 @ 01:47am


	xDDD

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