On friday Mr. Passefeild (my World History and APS teacher) decided that for APS we could be a little on topic and since we are talking about Deviance we came up with the Top 9 Non-Deviant Ways to Spend Christmas. (Oh, originally it was 10 but we got side tracked while watching a dvd of one of his younger brother's strongman competetions. He won it. Everyone in the class are big fans of him).
1) Dress as Santa and go to the mall.
2)Make a snowman in the likeness of Elton John or Richard Simons.
3)Watch Charlie Brown's Christmas Special on mute. Fill in your own dialogue.
4)Run though department stores singing christmas carols.
5)Place toileties in strangers carts. (Like tampons in a guy's cart and condoms in an old ladies)
6) Get your picture taken with Santa.
7) Attempt to go downhill sking in a parking lot.
8 ) Go up to strangers and give them a hug wishing them Merry Christmas.
9) In your front lawn remove all snow, and replace with sand. Then place a Santa Dummy with swiming shorts and a Haiwian shirt in lounger with a magarita (or any other alcholic drink) in the middle of the sand. Feel free to going in with your bathing suit and drink as well.
Lady Ezri · Thu Dec 23, 2004 @ 03:05am · 1 Comments |