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This is a Foamy moment. (If you have not heard of Foamy go here ---> Friends Of Foamy) I'm getting sick and tired of hearing stories from a friend about her and an ouija board.
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Mass cussing ahead. Please leave now if you have sensitive hearing. Just keep walking if you hear any loud noises...Yeah...Keep walking.
TOP 10 REASON TO NOT BELIEVE THE BOARD
1. It's a piece of ******** wood!!!
2. Used for entertainment purposes only!!!
3. It's a board game that is massly produced damnit.
4. 99.95% chance the board is fake!!!
5. Don't believe what it "supposedly" says. Not everything the stupid board says "will" come true. I don't believe none if it's true. It's as easy as pie to say and do. Though many groups of people do still believe every single word. Bakas stare
6. If you do...Where the hell is your common sense!? ******** dumbass!
7. You're crazy.
8. People believe you can't burn it. It's wood!!! Wood= firedwood!! Use it and burn it!
9. Quit thinking it's ******** possessed! Hell it ain't!! It's not a devil board. Not a witch board or whatever the hell people say. It's a ******** piece of wood! See #'s 1,2,3 to prove my point.
10. There is a 99.95% chance you are the one moving the oracle. THE INSTRUCTIONS say to consentrate on the question at hand. You dimwits are consentrating so hard that you don't relieaze you are the ones moving the damn oracle. Ever heard of sleep-walking??? Getting up and not know where the hell you are or if you ever moved? Get the picture? stare
If you still don't agree with/believe me. Go stick your head in water and see if you can communicate with the dead then. Fi that doesn't work give me your address. I'll come to your house with a hammer and a lot of pennies and you know what I'll do? I'll hammer some ******** sense into your ******** head!
Thank you for reading. The threats are just there to really knock some sense into the readers. I don't not go around doing any of that. Though...It would probably help.
1. It's a piece of ******** wood!!!
2. Used for entertainment purposes only!!!
3. It's a board game that is massly produced damnit.
4. 99.95% chance the board is fake!!!
5. Don't believe what it "supposedly" says. Not everything the stupid board says "will" come true. I don't believe none if it's true. It's as easy as pie to say and do. Though many groups of people do still believe every single word. Bakas stare
6. If you do...Where the hell is your common sense!? ******** dumbass!
7. You're crazy.
8. People believe you can't burn it. It's wood!!! Wood= firedwood!! Use it and burn it!
9. Quit thinking it's ******** possessed! Hell it ain't!! It's not a devil board. Not a witch board or whatever the hell people say. It's a ******** piece of wood! See #'s 1,2,3 to prove my point.
10. There is a 99.95% chance you are the one moving the oracle. THE INSTRUCTIONS say to consentrate on the question at hand. You dimwits are consentrating so hard that you don't relieaze you are the ones moving the damn oracle. Ever heard of sleep-walking??? Getting up and not know where the hell you are or if you ever moved? Get the picture? stare
If you still don't agree with/believe me. Go stick your head in water and see if you can communicate with the dead then. Fi that doesn't work give me your address. I'll come to your house with a hammer and a lot of pennies and you know what I'll do? I'll hammer some ******** sense into your ******** head!
Thank you for reading. The threats are just there to really knock some sense into the readers. I don't not go around doing any of that. Though...It would probably help.
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I asked my friend to make a banner for me so I can spread the word on Gaia. And she did a lovely job. *claps for Serena* She was the second person to comment. If you would like to help me spread the word just copy and paste this code into your signature. I would greatly appericate it. ^-^
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