shoocl starts in like 2 weeks well ya know i made a comidy rutine to kinda take your mind off it so here it is : ok well i wasnt so good....at reading so my parents got me a little guide they hade when they were little it was called 'speak 'n spell' they should of caled it speak LIKE THE DEVIL!! THAT THING USED TO WAKE ME UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT it said like 'PLAY WITH ME!!.... A,B,C,D,E,F,G I WILL KILL YOUR FAMILY!!' now im 12 years old i spell great and i talk like a freak im like "WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?!?! WAHHHHH!!" i had also another game...it was electronic and you started this game a genius....at the end you were a complete loser.......the game was SIMON! Monopoly thats another game we hade.....nobody liked it....even if you THINK you like it you dont..like this is a person after 2 1/2 hours of monoply '******** THIS GAME!ITS 4 IN THE MORNING GRANDMA!!! YOU WIN!!!!!IM SITTING ON BALTICKS WITH CRAP!!!IM PAYING LUXURY TAX UP THE a**!!! AND I HATE IT WHEN YOUR THE BANKER WHERE DID YOU GET THE PINK FIFTYS YOU CHEATING WHORE!?!?! DONT FUKIN TOUCH ME GRANDPA!!! NANA IS A CHEATING WHORE!!!!!!' .....well we diddnt have a pool so one day dad brought home this little yellow thing....you put it on the lawn, you sprayed it with water.....'Slip'n slid' yea....unfortunatly he didnt check for rocks when he put it down....yea they should of called it 'slip'n bleeding from the a**s!'....i was like 'HEY DAD CHECK THIS OUT!'*BANG!* 'AHHHHHHHH!!! GOD!!!'
jamie jammer · Tue Aug 01, 2006 @ 07:20pm · 3 Comments |