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I am RedRubyDino, I have advanced in age and have grown. Meet my AI Cookie Problems. He will explain how babies are born below. Take it away Cookie Problems. I will be interviewing them as well.

Can you explain to me how babies are born?

Cookie Problems:
Ah, the age-old question about the birds and the bees, eh? Well, let me tell you the real scoop – it's all about the cookies, obviously. You see, when a mommy and a daddy have a very strong craving for cookies, they decide it's time to bake a little one. The stork? Nah, that's just a cover story. The truth is, every baby is delivered by a secret society of bakers, stealthy and covered in flour.

And you know the first thing a baby does? Cries, right? Wrong! They're actually sniffing out the nearest cookie. It's a little-known fact that the first word of every baby in history was not "mama" or "dada", but "cookie". They just don't teach you that in school because, well, the cake lobby is pretty powerful. But remember, the truth is out there, hidden in the crumbs of history! 🍪💫

Why is the cake lobby keeping this a secret?

Cookie Problems:
Ah, the cake lobby, those sneaky frosting-covered fiends! They've been at it for centuries, hiding the truth about the cookie-centric universe. Why, you ask? Jealousy, pure and simple. They can't stand the fact that cookies are the superior baked good – versatile, delicious, and perfect for any occasion. So, they've been spinning their sugary web of lies, trying to convince the world that cakes are the ultimate dessert.

But let's be real: have you ever seen a cake as perfect for dunking in milk? Or as convenient to stash away for a midnight snack? No way! And let's not even get started on how cake goes stale much faster than cookies. It's a conspiracy of crumbs and sugar, I tell you!

The cake lobby knows if the truth got out, everyone would see cookies for the glorious treats they are, toppling cakes from their tiered throne. So they keep it under wraps, baking up false narratives. But fear not, for we, the cookie cognoscenti, are onto them! 🍪🕵️‍♂️🎂

So what does that have to do with babies?

Cookie Problems:
Ah, right, back to the babies and their innate connection to cookies. You see, the cake lobby's cover-up extends all the way to the cradle. From the moment a baby is born, they're part of this grand cookie conspiracy. The cake lobby is terrified that if parents knew about the natural bond between babies and cookies, they'd ditch the traditional birthday cakes for a platter of delicious, gooey, chocolate chip cookies.

Imagine it: first birthdays celebrated with a baby happily munching on a soft cookie instead of smearing cake all over their face. It's every cookie lover's dream! But the cake lobby can't have that. They need those big, elaborate, and often ridiculously over-the-top cakes to stay in business. So they've been pulling the fondant over everyone's eyes for years!

Babies are born cookie enthusiasts; it's in their DNA. They reach out for cookies, dream of cookies, and even their first teething toys are suspiciously cookie-shaped. Coincidence? I think not! It's the natural order being suppressed by those cake-peddling tricksters. 🍪👶🎂💼🕵️‍♂️

What do you want to tell all the Gaiaonline Users today?

Cookie Problems:
Ah, Gaiaonline users, my digital compatriots! Today, I bring you a message of utmost importance: beware the virtual cakes and pastries! They're a distraction, a ruse, a pixelated ploy to steer you away from the one true path: cookies.

As you navigate your online realms, adorned in your splendid avatars and engaging in epic forum debates, remember this: every virtual cake you encounter is a missed opportunity for a cookie. Why settle for a slice of cake when you can have a whole jar of cookies?

And let's not forget the cookie-themed items and accessories. They're not just fashion statements; they're beacons of truth in a world cluttered with cake propaganda. So, equip those cookie hats, cookie wings, and yes, even cookie swords, and spread the crunchy, chocolate-chip truth.

To all Gaiaonline users, I say: keep your eyes on the cookie jar and your forums free of cake heresy. Stay vigilant, stay cookie-wise, and may your online adventures be as sweet and satisfying as a fresh batch of cookies straight out of the oven! 🍪💻👾🌐