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[ ] I have walked into a glass/screen door.
[x] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen
[x] I have choked on my own spit.
[ ] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.
[ ] I type only with my pointer fingers.
[ ] I have accidentally caught something on fire.
[ ] I've told a cop to ******** off and gotten screwed for it.
[ ] I have attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidently went into my nose, rather than my mouth.
[x] i have thought of something funny, and laughed out loud and people looked at me weird.
[ ] I've caught myself drooling
[ ] I've accidently caused an explosion.
[ ] If someone says the word "fart", I can't help but laugh.
[ ] I've been into a "Do Not Enter" one way road plenty of times.
[x] Sometimes I just...stop thinking & zone out.
[ ] It is POSSIBLE to lick ur elbow
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from me.
[ ] People often tell me to use my "inside voice"
[ ] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.
[ ] I've used my fingers to do simple math.
[ ] I've jumped off a moving vehicle.
[ ] I ate a bug for $5 or less.
[ ] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important.
[ ] I repost chain letters because I'm scared of what they threaten will happen if I don't.
[ ] I've changed my pants when I was with friends
[ ] I've ran around naked when I was with friends
[ ] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time.
[ ] I accidently break a lot of things.
[ ] my friends know not to use big words on me.
[x] I move my head to the side when I'm confused.
[ ] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about.
[ ] I've fallen out of my chair before
[ ] When I'm laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.


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Tally up your number of x's. MULTIPLY THAT NUMBER BY 3 TO GET YOUR PERCENTAGE. Repost this as " i am__% stupid
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