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BROTHER(WHOS 15!): did you know that milk is cows urine???

my family and me were watching a program and this guy was holding a baby infront of a crocodile. he started shaking the baby and my mom said.
MOM: o idont like that...look what hes doing to the baby! hes shaking the babys brain!
and at that moment me my bro, sis and dad slowly turned around and looked at her. and she was like "what? hes shaking the babys brain!"

(please comment as it took a long time for me to write this. i couldn't stop laughing)

me and my family were all watching pirates of the crribean dead mans chest in the cinema. and as they were all about to open the chest my mother said "whats in the chest?"

my sister was going out with her friends and a boy called aaron. my parents suspected that there was more than just friends btw aaron and my sister. so they were planning to say when she got back that one of her friends called asking if she wanted to go out 2night. (one of the friends that she said was going out with her that night) so we were just planning and then my bro asks "what did she???" with a VERY surprised look on his face. and it was just soo funny.

something fell down outside that pete (a friend) just put up. my bro normaly plays football so my dad was jokingly suspecting him and said "so you did it eh????" then my bro replys "how do you know it was me?" when he was suppose to say "no it wasnt me!!!"

my brother drooled over his guitar once