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phone rings*

Me: Hello?

Jason: If someone threw an Oatmeal Creme Pie at you would be happy or angry

Me: Depends on if I was wearing an Oatmeal Creme Pie Colored outfit

Jason: No, no... its still in the wrapper. Like you asked for one, and I threw it at you when you weren't looking and it fell on the ground and got all crumbly...but its still in the wrapper, so its still good. Would you dwell on it?

Me: Well... no....

Jason (to outside party):She wouldn't dwell on it

(mumbling from outside party)

Me: Who'd you throw oatmeal creme pies at?

Jason: SHE ASKED FOR EM! .... Anyways.....

Justin ( in the room with me) : Who is it?

Me: It's Jason.

Jason: Who's over?

Me: My boyfriend

Justin (to Jason): I LOVE YOU!

Jason: He loves me?

Me: Apparently

Jason: SWEET! He loves me! But I'll let you get back to showing him how your vibrator works.

Me: Oh he knows how it works.

Jason: I hope he hasn't used one.

Me: No I don't think he has.

Justin: Butt plug?

Me: No my vibrator

Jason: Alrite, I'll annoy you at a later time.

Me: Bye.

*click*