2~~~~~~~~~~~~~My AnImE gUeSt TaLk ShOw!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~Plays Chocobo Robo voice song~
Welcome, welcome (if you still or want to read this) The producers asked me to say that i am very sorry for what happened last night sweatdrop and that no one was hurt in the show( Inner me: stare But it sure as hell would have been more interesting)
Me: But i am much better now so let us move on to the show! ~.^
Me: Ok since last night rock lee's part was interrupted we have kindly asked him if he would come back on for today's show!~ blaugh (which means we threatened him) And he has greatfully said yes that he would come back! *twitch*
<(Aduicence claps)>
*Rock Lee walks on*
<(Aduicence stops claping)>
Me: First and for most Lee i am truely very sorry for how i acted last night sweatdrop
Lee: WHAT ABOUT THIS MORNING!
Aduicence: O.O
Me:...................................its not what you preveted ppl think -.- *gives lee a cookie*
Lee: CoOkIe!!! heart
Me: -.- Yes lee it is a cookie.......... blaugh Now i would like to ask you a question?
Lee: *munches* Hi~! Ask away
Me: Are your eyebrows real?
Lee: OMFG OF CORSE THERE REAL WHAT KINDOF QUESTION IS THAT!?!? scream
Me: Have you ever considered getting them waxed? *crosses fingers*
Lee: HELL NO!
Me: *gets wax* OK WELL NOW ITS TIME TO START! @_@
Lee: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! gonk
Me: *stage men come on and take lee back stage to get rid of the eyebrows*
Lee: DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!
Me:..........Oh come on folks i did you all a favor of getting rid of that FREAK..guest sweatdrop Well now for a next guest!~Sakura............
*Sakura walks on stage*
Sakura: Hi folks....
Me: DIE YOU EVIL SON OF A b***h I'LL KILL YOU ALL! @_@ (GRABS KNIFE)
Sakura: O.O HOLY F@#&!
~*BBBBBEEEEEEEEPPPPPP*~ Sorry we are having technical difficulties with the program we are working on it as fast was we can. ~*thank you we are now back to your oringinal programing! heart ~*
Me: *Blood is everywhere and sakura is dead on the floor* YES FINALLY I DID IT!!!! *Sasuke runs in*
Me: confused What sasuke? Why are you here you should be with...*sasuke hugs me*
Sasuke: OMG THANK YOU! YOU FINALLY SAVED ME FROM THE EVIL SLUT!!!!
Me: *giggles...then notices all the ppl watching and then fan girls come in*
Sasuke: O.O oh crap
Fan girls: WHY SASUKE?!?! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY???? WE WORSHIP YOU AND YOU DO THIS TO US! gonk crying gonk crying gonk crying gonk crying gonk
Sasuke: You all are so annoying just go home!
Fan girls: crying crying crying crying crying crying crying crying crying
Me: BURN!!!!!!!!! OH HE TORCHED YOUR ASSES!!!!!!!!OH BURN SSSSSSSSSSSS Sasuke?
Sasuke: What?
Me: Your still hugging me ^-^ heart
Sasuke: redface oh sorry *lets go of me* Well i better go...
Me: ok bubi blaugh heart All right moving on...lets open those fan letters! heart
*Steps over Sakura's DEAD body*
Me: Now where did i put that letter? Oi! Here it is!
*Wipes blood off of letter* Now lets see what it says!
*Reads letter*
Dear Me,
I really love your show i saw the first one and it was kick a** love your friend, Naomi blaugh
Well thank you all for watching my show/journal but thants it for this one
I know i know your just devasted right? blaugh 4laugh rofl heart lol xD
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