--Today I had one strange adventure.--
--I started off visting the halloween bash only to be chased around by crazy people who tried to stick metal poles up my bum.--
--To relax I took a drink from some person in an alien costumeonly to be transformed into what many calll an alien.--
--After that it was my turn to shove cold poles up peoples bums, but then I was zapped many a time and had to wistness the horrible sight of mass cow tipping.--
--After receiving a complimentary set of goggles for my trouble I quickly hastened begin my trick or treating, where I gathered over 100 candies throughout the day and was given great gifts of clothing by a man with a pumpkin head...needless to say I was slightly put of wearing them at first but then I realised I could use them to hide my true form as alien dude man!--
--In my new disguise I ventured out to a place where people were giving away items to people who hung around, it was of course full of those really annoying people you find in parties. In fact I found it hard to strike any sort of conversation with anyone.--
--Then I wandered into a wedding which was in my opinion the weirdest of any I have seen, there was a bondage wolf running around and a priestess with a shoe...I hid in a corner where I found stale bread to survive on until my ordeal was over, now I am off for one last round of candy gathering then I am off for some sleep.--
--So long until next time!--
 Crimson Panda · Thu Nov 02, 2006 @ 02:02am · 0 Comments |
