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The last few days have been horrible. gonk

Actually, I barely remember them. I feel like I must have blocked a lot of things out of my memory. But when I woke up, I had this strange metallic object lodged up my... well, I'd rather not say.

I went to the doctor about it. He said it was perfectly normal. "Pieces of machinery break off in food-processing plants all the time! It's harmless. Maybe you could keep it as a souvenir, or sell it on E-Bay."

E-Bay my a**. stare I'm going to get to the bottom of this... for now, I've invested in a piece of protective headgear that this hobo on the streetcorner was selling. It didn't seem to help his schizophrenia at all, but he did seem free of outside mind-controlling influences. And he's the first person I've talked to who could see the animals.