Ok so i had just gotten out of summer school, and decided to go to the near by Stater Bros. (its a market for those that don't know) and i bought a few things. It was hot out so i decided to sit under a tree on one of those grassy patches of land they have in most parking lots. I'm all minding my own business listening to some music with my headphones on and next thing i know there's this really old lady with a short mini skirt asking me for a cig. Now this chick, she looked like she was stuck in a mesh from the 50's through the late 80s.
Anyways after i told her i don't smoke she's like "oh that's good, you shouldn't smoke its bad for you blah blah blah" I'm thinking come on GTF away from me. Then she says "I love your people."...........O_o I'm like "my people?" Shes like "yes i love you Asian people" now I'm not f@cking Asian I'm Mexican but she wouldn't listen, afterwards she starts talking about how her grandpa fought in the war against Koreans and how aliens came down and helped him fight in the war.
All i know is this b***h is crazy and i can't find a way to get out of there since there's a car on each side of me, a tree to my back and the old Madonna wannabe in front of me. gonk
I'm trying not to laugh as she tells me how aliens visit her almost every night and how they live among us and show her the future of things to come. xd Then somehow she brings up Elvis and how they made it look like he died.........WHOA! now that just really made me wanna get the hell out of there but she keeps on going and going. Finally she shuts up brushes herself off as if she had been rolling around in dirt and asks "So you got any cigs?" xd Its sad i know but i tell her no again and she finally starts walking away but no she stops turns around and comes back to whisper in my ear "Don't tell people about the aliens, they like to keep there identity's secret." I'm like I'll do that................you crazy old b***h. blaugh
Now your probably wondering what the hells the point to this story? Honestly nothing but i have the shitiest luck of bums, be it man or women, to come up to me and ask for the stupidest things to simple cigarettes. 3nodding
Anyways after i told her i don't smoke she's like "oh that's good, you shouldn't smoke its bad for you blah blah blah" I'm thinking come on GTF away from me. Then she says "I love your people."...........O_o I'm like "my people?" Shes like "yes i love you Asian people" now I'm not f@cking Asian I'm Mexican but she wouldn't listen, afterwards she starts talking about how her grandpa fought in the war against Koreans and how aliens came down and helped him fight in the war.
All i know is this b***h is crazy and i can't find a way to get out of there since there's a car on each side of me, a tree to my back and the old Madonna wannabe in front of me. gonk
I'm trying not to laugh as she tells me how aliens visit her almost every night and how they live among us and show her the future of things to come. xd Then somehow she brings up Elvis and how they made it look like he died.........WHOA! now that just really made me wanna get the hell out of there but she keeps on going and going. Finally she shuts up brushes herself off as if she had been rolling around in dirt and asks "So you got any cigs?" xd Its sad i know but i tell her no again and she finally starts walking away but no she stops turns around and comes back to whisper in my ear "Don't tell people about the aliens, they like to keep there identity's secret." I'm like I'll do that................you crazy old b***h. blaugh
Now your probably wondering what the hells the point to this story? Honestly nothing but i have the shitiest luck of bums, be it man or women, to come up to me and ask for the stupidest things to simple cigarettes. 3nodding
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