so... my dad practically forces me to sit down and have some hot cocoa, right? and he makes himself some too and starts downing it.... i'm sitting there staring at the powder slowly sinking it and i get my spoon and drop a couple of drops of milk down on it, right? ya know? so the milk absorbs all the cocoa powder and turns into this lil' lump...
well anyway, one of said lumps "rolls" down the lil pile of powder floating there and i watch it go down the side.... but then... the lil' lump starts to "roll" back up the pile.......
.........
.................
"WTF IS THAT?!" i think to myself.. and i'm secretly glad i don't have to sit there drinkin' cocoa with my dad...
really REALLY calm-like, i turn to me' pop and just say, 'there's a bug in my cocoa..'
an' he goes, 'wha? no, i can't see any'
so i flip my spoon around and point to this tiny thing crawling around in my mug with the pointy end of the spoon.. the lil' guy's just walking around.. stopping every once in a while to eat my cocoa powder or poop in the milk....
my dad goes something along the lines of, 'WTF?' though he didn't swear, 'how'd you see that? i can barely see it even when you point it out!' and he's all squinting into my mug n' stuff...
so i scoop the lil' dude out with my spoon and plop him down on a bit 'o scotch tape while i dump out the tainted cocoa and get a microscope from upstairs...
i put the thing under the microscope and focus in on it, right? ...i'm telling ya dudes and ladies... if this ever happens to you, don't look under the microscope at it..... it was FOUL! it's all waving these little legs around and gnashing at the air with these slimy, gross-looking mandibles and i'm thoroughly disgusted, but can't look away, ya know? an' it's body's all hairy-looking and fat and .... gross....
gross is a good word to use.... it was gross....... very gross.....
so, ya wanna know the cocoa brand? wink
View User's Journal
Crazy Crap and Other Such Nonsense
stuff and writings whenever i get around to it..... which is probably not often....
Leszi
Community Member |
"...while Santa realized he should not have been talking smack to begin with -- that's just not cool."[/align:c89cf49f1e]
[img:c89cf49f1e]http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y13/Leszi/anothersiggypic.png[/img:c89cf49f1e]
[img:c89cf49f1e]http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y13/Leszi/anothersiggypic.png[/img:c89cf49f1e]
User Comments: [2] [add]
|
Leszi Community Member |
User Comments: [2] [add]
Community Member