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KIDS ARE QUICK
TEACHER: .Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: ....Here it is.
TEACHER:...Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: ...Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK: ....Because of the sign.
TEACHER: ..What sign?
FRANK: ..The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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TEACHER: ...John, why are you doing your math
multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: ..You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: ..Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
GLENN: ..K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
TEACHER: ....No, that's wrong
GLENN: .Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: ....Donald, what is the chemical formula for
water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: ....What are you talking about?
DONALD: .....Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today
that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: ...Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
MILLIE: .....I is...
TEACHER: ..No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
MILLIE: .All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."..
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his
father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louis, do you
know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: ...Because George still had the axe in his hand. .
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TEACHER: ...Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is
exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE: ...No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on
talking when people
are no longer interested?
HAROLD:...A teacher.