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The start of my own conclusion to Lindzlebean's 'The Story Of A Lindzlebean'!

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After a brief but satisfying wee, Lindzlebean returned to the pelting snowballs. Now what was she going to do about them?
Luckily, Kiwi had taken it upon herself to hide under a bush, may I add that this was not the same bush that Lindzlebean had just peed in, for Kiwi had a high IQ of at least 2.6.
By this time the snow had gathered to create a super-duper-deluxe sized ski slop. Luck had it that Lindzlebean had just returned from one of her dads impulsive surprise skiing trips. This meaning that she happened to have a pair of snazzy skis about her person, not to mention two spare piece of balsa wood, which would be perfect for creating a pair of lightweight but durable (and easy to sand) skis for Kiwi.
With a certain amount of coaxing and a large string of hay, Kiwi came out from her bush of protection. At first she didn’t like her new skis, they felt funny on her little furry, strangely hobbit like, paws. But she was used to new experiences and maturely took it in her stride.
Some people may also say that it wasn’t a coincidence that the Olympic gold medal that Lindzlebean won when she was at the sprightly age of three, happened to be a gold medal of the downhill skiing variety! This however did not aid her in her trip downhill, for although Kiwi is very intelligent, her podginess made her balance on the skis very tricky, and it couldn’t be helped that she did some spectacular but painful looking somersaults down the mountain. This situation was not helped by the continuous plummeting of giant snowballs. They reached a suitable stopping point, and Lindzlebean decided that she would try another spell.
“Now,” Lindzlebean exclaimed, “it is far too chilly!”


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TO BE CONTINUED!!!