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yo mamma is so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion
Your mom's so fat, I have to take a bus a train and a cab just to get on her good side
Your mother's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.
yo mamma is so fat the tag on her dress sais made in china, japan, USA, russia, and pakistan.
Your mothers so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued
Your mothers so fat, she sells shade in the summer
Your mothers so fat, she has her own area code
Yo mama so fat, every time someone say "Kool Aid" she bust through the wall
Yo mama so ugly, she went into an hunted house and came out with an application
Yo momma's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car
Your momma's so poor she can't even pay attention!
Your mamma is so fat she's on both sides of the family
Yo momma is so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook
Yo momma is so fat her blood type is rocky road
Yo momma is so fat when God said let there be light, he said move your fat butt out of the way.
Yo momma is so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone
Yo momma is so fat she put on a pair of Guess Jeans and the answer popped out
Yo momma's glasses are so thick, when she looks at a map she sees people waving
Yo momma's so fat she can't even fit in the chat room
Yo Momma's so fat she gets her toenails painted at Lucky's Auto Body
Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Your momma's so poor, she can't get rid of the roaches in her house 'cause they pay half the rent!
Your so stupid, you called me to get my phone number
Your so stupid, you spent 20 minutes staring at a bottle of orange juice because it said “concentrate”
Your so stupid, you put lip stick on your forehead because you wanted to make up your mind
Your so stupid you got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
Your so stupid you put a ruler beside you at night to see how long you sleep.
Your so stupid you try to m&m’s in alphabetical order
Your so stupid you sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
Your so stupid you tried to drown a fish.
Your so stupid you thought a quarter back was a refund.
Your so stupid that when you missed the 44 bus you took the 22 bus twice instead.
Your so stupid you ask for a price check at a dollar store.
Your so stupid you studied for a blood test.
Your so stupid you thought meow mix was a cd for cats.
Your so stupid when you were driving to the airport and read a sign that said “airport left” you turned around and went home.