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Customer Rules for Burger King
These are rules that ALL customers should obey when ordering at Burger King.
1) When at drive-thru, don't try to chat with us.
2) Don't sit there and go, "Hello? Hello?" We hear you, we know you're there. Wait.
3) Don't explain your reasoning for buying our food - we don't care.
4) You're not funny, or original. No attempts at humor please.
5) Plain means NOTHING on it.
6) Asking for the sandwich does not mean we will automatically give you the combo meal.
7) We are not mind readers.
8 ) Do not wait until you arrive at the window to change your order.
9) Know what you want BEFORE you get to the drive-thru sensor or the front register. We don't have all day, and neither
do the people waiting in line behind you.
10) Park within arms reach of the window.
11) We don't care if it's raining and you get your hand wet.
12) No more than $1 worth of change per customer, and no more than ten pennies. We are a Burger King, not an excuse to clean out your wallet.
13) Don't lie about what you ordered from one place in line to another - thinking something and saying it aloud are 2 different things.
14) No stupidity allowed.
15) If you are old or ugly, no flirting.
16) We don't have Ice-Cream - quit asking. Take the shake or go to McDonalds.
17) We don't care if the food is for your dog, baby, alien, or idiot. Get it and get out.
18 ) Turn off your damn radios when you come to drive thru.
We know you have bad taste in music - we don't need to be reminded.
19) Don't ask your kid to order for you.
20) Define "orange drink" or "sauce" when ordering.
21) If we ask you to repeat something, do so quietly and respectfully, jackass.
22) Do not assume that we are dumber than you are just because we work in food service. We have everything from Masters in Finance to future lawyer/multilinguist to opera star hopeful, and are probably smarter than you are.
23) Learn to read a menu.
24) Learn to speak English.
25) WE are always right.
26) Do not give us wet, sweaty, sticky, or gross money unless you want wet, sweaty, sticky, or gross food.
27) Don't drive off from drive-thru in the middle of an order.
28 ) Yes, you DO have to order from the speaker like everyone else. You're not special.
29) No cell phones.
30) You ignore us, we will ignore you.
31) Don't use sarcasm.
32) Don't be rude or impatient or short with us - we don't want to deal with you any more than you want to deal with us.
33) There are certain things you just can't have. Deal with it.
34) Don't check your order of food after we give it to you.
We have better things to do than wait for you to move.
35) We don't care if you leave. We don't get commission or tips.
36) YES, the kids meal does come with a toy, Einstein.
37) Do not make your kid pick the toy he likes then get his heart broken when he doesn't get it. We can't tell.
38 ) We understand that you cannot necessarily bathe every day, but please don't make everyone in the restaurant smell your cheap perfume, or B.O. or both.
39) Please observe times when breakfast is over. We will NOT get you Ciniminis at 2:00pm.
40) Quit using $20 bills to pay for a coke.
41) If your car or truck engine sounds like a jet engine, please turn it off when ordering.
42) Brush your teeth.
43) Do not ask us to King size your food AFTER you've ordered everything.
44) Say you want cheese right away. Otherwise we have to start all over.
45) Do not ask us to wait for you to make up your mind.
46) Learn to count. Do one order per car. Do the math on your OWN time to split it with your friends.
47) Do not make us keep saying "And what else?" "Anything else?" etc….
48 ) We give you the receipt for a reason. We don't want it back. And if we do ask for it, don't stick it in our face or throw it at us.
49) Don't ask us to throw away YOUR trash.
50) We're not payed enough as it is. We are reminded of this every day. Don't expect 5-star service.
51) There are trash bins. Use them.
52) Don't ask for stuff off the broiler and then complain cause it took too long.
53) We aren't janitors. Put your own tray away.
54) Patience is a virtue. This applies to you, not us.
55) For the 2 minutes you are in drive thru, there is no one else in your car. Quit talking to them.
56) Don't drive off without your stuff.
57) Don't try to blame us for YOUR mistakes.
58 ) Answer our questions.
59) At front register, don't ask us for sauce or something stupid while we are helping another customer. Ask the people who give you your food that ask you if you want any sauce.
60) Go to the window we tell you to.
61) Don't let your kids play with the display.
62) When we tell you something, BELIEVE US!!! We know what we're talking about.
63) And most importantly……
WE ARE NOT MCDONALDS!!!!!
We cannot sell you Happy Meals, McNuggets, or BigMacs!!!! Notice
the difference between a crown and a golden arch!!!!!!
 Affliction of the mind · Wed Jan 03, 2007 @ 03:50am · 7 Comments |
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