this bartender is working in his bar one evening, and a dude dressed up like drakula walks into the bar and orders a half-pint of warm blood.
well, it just so happens that there was a pint of blood under the counter, so the barkeep purs out half of it, warms it up and hands it over. the dude pays, drinks it, and walks out.
a few nights later, annother guy walks in, wearing a black cape with a high collar, hair all slicked back and all. he orders a half-pint of clod blood. the bartender pours it and the other dude pays, drinks it, and walks out.
the next night, yet another vampire walks in, (now the barkeep is convinced that they're realy vampires) and this one orders a cup of hot water. well, the bartender is releaved, because he was out of blood, and he didn't really feel like personally donating what his patron wanted. anyways, he warms up a cup, and gives it over. the couriousity overwhelms the barkeep, and he asks "I thought vampires could only drink blood? why the hot water?"
The vampire pulled a used tampon out of a pocked and smilled, "tea time!"
well, it just so happens that there was a pint of blood under the counter, so the barkeep purs out half of it, warms it up and hands it over. the dude pays, drinks it, and walks out.
a few nights later, annother guy walks in, wearing a black cape with a high collar, hair all slicked back and all. he orders a half-pint of clod blood. the bartender pours it and the other dude pays, drinks it, and walks out.
the next night, yet another vampire walks in, (now the barkeep is convinced that they're realy vampires) and this one orders a cup of hot water. well, the bartender is releaved, because he was out of blood, and he didn't really feel like personally donating what his patron wanted. anyways, he warms up a cup, and gives it over. the couriousity overwhelms the barkeep, and he asks "I thought vampires could only drink blood? why the hot water?"
The vampire pulled a used tampon out of a pocked and smilled, "tea time!"
