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I feel pretty
Oh so pretty
I feel pretty andwitty and gay
And I pity
Any girl who isn't metoday
I feel charming
Oh so charming
It'salarming how charming I feel
And so pretty
That Ihardly can believe I'm real
See the pretty girl inthat mirror there?
Who can that attractive girl be?
Such a pretty face
Such a pretty dress
Such a prettysmile
Such a pretty me!
I feel stunning
Andentrancing
Feel like running
And dancing for joy
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful boy

Have you met my good friend Maria
The craziestgirl on the block?
You'll know her the minute you seeher
She's the one who is in an advanced state ofshock
She thinks she's in love
She thinksshe's in Spain
She isn't in love
She'smerely insane
It must be the heat
Or some raredisease
Or too much to eat
Or maybe it's fleas
Keep away from her
Send for Chino
This is not theMaria we know
Modest and pure
Polite and refined
Well-bred and mature
And out of her mind!
MissAmerica, Miss America, speech!
Miss America, bravo,speech!

I feel pretty
Oh so pretty
That the city should give me its key
A committee
Should be organized to honour me
I feel dizzy
I feelsunny
I feel fizzy and funny and fine
And so pretty
Miss America can just resign
See the pretty girl in thatmirror there
(What mirror, where?)
Who can thatattractive girl be?
(Which, what, where, whom?)
Such apretty face
Such a pretty dress
Such a pretty smile
Such a pretty me!

I feel stunning
And entrancing
Feel like running and dancing for joy
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful boy