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Maii B-day Shyt
.:: Da Gheyist Suprise Partay Eva ::.
Ay y0 so maii b-day is F3b 20 but dare wuz suppose ta bee a private family pre-partay shyt f0 meh on Feb 17 den da real partay on F3b 18.S0 I walk downstairz n i c da b-day cake n balloonz rite dare on da damn table.Maii C0okie W0okie walkz in da kitchen den I folo den her n auntz cumz running outta nowhere sayin "Chu dun c anything!!Go run baq upstairz n c** baq at 9:30[PM]I'm lyke wdf?Y0 wat type of suprize ish diz.Den maii aunt cumz runnin up stairz den she said"Pretend dat chu dun c meh runnin up da stairz n goin in ur room,I'm gonna l0ck chu in ur room!"--->Iz dat ghey or wadd?
.::Update::.
Maii c0okie w0okie ke3pz runnin baq n forth 2 c if dey done tryin to "surpise meh" den she c** baq tellin meh dat dey playin da fawkin wii<---wdf?how ish dat gonna help wit da suprise partay???
.::Finally Da Suprise Partay::.
Okiez I made maii relativez wait 5 minutez coz dey made wait an hour n maii auntz lyke"c** down,c** down" I"m lyke I'm gonna make yall wait f0 making me wait, damn.Den I c** downstairz after 5 min. da litez r turn off n da candlez r lit on maii b-day cake.Maii aunt c** running outta nowhere[again]wit a digital camera taking picz of me.Den maii [drunk]brother blowz out one of da candlez wit his blowy thingy.Den I blow out da rest of candlez den maii brother runz to da end of da kitchen tryin 2 turn on da lite n maii aunt runz 2 the opposite end and when maii brother turn on da lite,maii aunt turn it off,den dey starting turning it off n on.[Maii c0okie w0okie wuz sumwhere gettin her beloved phone]We all had chocolate cake wit oreoz...hahaha n chu didn't!!!
Tiz happened 2day F3b 17
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