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Hey, bitches, whats new? Just creating my journal and becoming yet another journal whore. It's ok, because the other kids are doing it, right?
Moving on.
Today seems a bit weary, maybe because of the everlasting Chicago shitty weather, always cold and windy. No, that's not why we call Chicago "The Windy City." We call it so because of the windy politicians who are full of hot air... nevermind.
Where was I? Oh yes....today seems a bit weary and dreary, maybe because of Tony's early morning visit. Thanks to him, I now have the runs. Let me suggest condoms for those venturing out into the "a**l" part of sex?
TMI? There is no such thing as TMI. Well, ok, maybe but before you go bitching about it, let me tell you there are worse things out there than a**l sex, ok? I mean, the average age of people having sex today is the age of 10. Sick, right? So this is an PG 13 posting.
Anyways...
~Ranty Naru, signing off.