i was infected with gayness because of ivan no wait i'm already gay oh s**t i'm a she-man!
sorry for the randomness. get carried away and whyam i apologizing...hmm must be the ube i ate tonight. anyways i'll make this story crappier and manuscripstier like the last one. my refined one sucks so here goes nothing.
So the started like this,
-insert opening song cdtape-
What an amazing time
What a family
How did the years go by
Now it's only me
(fade)
ivan after getting beaten up by a giant blind mole rat with a cane. he sold his body to the uhm those two gay brads in alice in wonderland. who were into prostition clam trafficking and seal buttsecks. And after that, after those two gay-she-he-who-dog men left ivan's poor unsexed body to rot inside a down rotten hole of mr.bunney. (a.k.a 5'6 specialist the rabbit) residence which i know your familiar with.
and ivan awoke. tied in a strippers pole.
"huh"...Tick-tock, tick-tock
Tick-tock, tick-tock
Tick-tock, tick-tock
Tick-tock, tick-tock
La, la, la, la, la, la, la..."where..."
song was ringing, banging, and then boom!
The screech of a guitar Waken and killed him.
"oh sorry." it was a female voice. ivan slowly opened his eye and saw
a girl a teenage girl about 14. she had two black bunny ears sticking out of her head with one end pierced with several gold and silver earring. she had sleek red hair with brown highlights.
"those two fags drop here by the way." she grinned. ivan was shocked he never seen a girl like this before."wierd nei!? i just love being wierd!!! ah-wait a minute arent you a vampire!?" she yelled.
"uh-sure if thats what you believe sure i am one. (phsyco)"
"i heard that."
((cant explain much but this is how they're expression is.
ivan: O.O
The rab-b***h expression is like an anime gang givng you glare from above.))
Ivan shuddered as the rabbit approaches him with her electric guitar in hand
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