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Today we had to pick up all the sticks in the yard and burn them. About half way through we got a little bored. So we picked up some random crap that was lying in the yard like this little plastic mirror which burst into flames and completely disintegrated it was hilarious. But them we started thinking, how do barbie dolls burn? and it just so happened that we never got rid of all of ours so we had a few upstairs. There was this one, my little sister's friend had gone completely crazy on, she cut her blonde hair off and dyed the remaining stubble black with mascara. So we took off her clothes, and accused her of being a witch. We tied her to a stake with yarn and laid a bed of weeds in the fire. Then we laid her stake on the weeds. The first thing that caught was her leg, it quickly melted and the flaming plastic oozed under the grill of the firepit to rest forever with the ashes. The entire Barbie burned pretty much like this. But when it got to the head we realized, her hair had already melted off. When the thick black smoke cleared, there was nothing left of the barbie doll. But then after we finished picking up sticks, we got bored and tied a headless barbie to a headless ken and burned them, but this time we saved the charred cadaver, my sister wants to sell them on ebay Would you buy them if you saw them on ebay? But a word of warning to anybody who owns barbie dolls, if they are in your room, and the house goes up in flames, your screwed cause they are extremely flammable