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Kay, so most of you know that I'm an atheist, hereby defined as this belief: "God is a fictional entity created by crackheads who want power"

Now, this whole God business is very fishy. And no, thats not a v****a youre smelling (I hope).

I'm not one of those kids who are always like, "ARGH, I HATE MY LIFE THERE IS NO GOD!"

On the contrary, I'm more like, "ARGH, I LOVE MY LIFE, LETS GET SOME PIE!"

To me, God seems to be racist, bigoted, biast, sexist, and any other word you can attach "-ist" to.

And I don't understand how our lives are pre-determined and s**t, but then God goes and talks about free agency.

LIES

So, I dont believe in the confusing cess pool that is God.

But I do believe there was Jesus.

Sure, he might have been an alcoholic with his whole "Water into Wine" trick, and he probably did some biblic form of crack down in Jerusalem...
But he was no "Son of God", he was just stoned and drunk all the time.

You know how those people are.

So he wasnt a son of God, but that doesnt mean he didnt exist.

But everything else you were told is a lie.
These arent godless times, these are just times when people are expressing themselves more, even though it sometimes is violent and wrong.

Moral: Don't believe in power hungry crackheads, or their "fathers".