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The Phone Call To Andrew
heres an ok story i made today with the help of ~XLonely_AngelX~
lord cupcake(me!): ok what just happened?
girl #1: ...the world may never no! i no just as much as u do....which is practilly nothing!
lord cupcake:awww, i thought someone could FINALLY tell me the answer to the puzzling question,what is 1+1??!!!darn!
girl #1:u dont no what 1+1 is? wow..i thot everyone it was .....FISH!!!!!!!!!!!! lol
lord cupcake:lol,you sure?wait,2+2 is fish!!! ,i think 1+1 is buffalo cheese?
girl #1:no wait..i got it! if 2+2 is fish then 1+1 HAS to b PESCADA!!!!!! lol (thats fish in spanish!) lol
lord cupcake:but orange isnt metric!aha!the answer is,Andrew The Super Turtle!!he solves everything!out of violence!!he makes anything possible
girl #1:lol ok lets call him and see if he noes!!!! lol
lord cupcake surprised k! *dials up no. 1800-666-YOUSUCK* wait,its ringing
girl #1: XD ok hey! he shuld get one of those call back tones so we dont have to listen to the annoying ringing! XD lol
lord cupcake: =D its got ELEVATOR MOOZICK!!! *andrew* hello? *lord cupcake(me!)* ya hiiiiiii,what is 1+1? *andrew* why the ******** should i tell you? *lord cupcake* coz im thomas jefferson the 3rd *andrew* wtf??you are not!! *lord cupcake* uhh bill gates? *andrew* thats it wise guy!!! im calling the cops!! *lord cupcake*but you dont know were i live!smart-a**! *andrew* GOOD-BYE!! *line goes dead* *lord cupcake* damnit! zut!
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