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I did this obscenely long quiz once before, but I'm bored as hell so I thought I'd take another stab at it.

A:- About You
1.) What is your preferred name
Evan, Makoto, Jackass

2.) Personal theme tune?
Tourniquet from Evanescence

3.) Fave colour?
Black, midnight blue

4.) Gender?
male

5.) Age?
19

6.) Favorite movie?
Tom Cruise's only decent film: The Last Samurai

7.) Fave drink?
erm.... alcoholic or non?

8.) Fave food?
chinese... anything chinese!

B:- Police Records
1.) Have you ever been involved in criminal activity (piracy and illegal downloads count..please list)
Not that I've been caught for... (shifty eyes)

2.) How many times have you been arrested?
none, cause I always get the cops who've eaten too many doughnuts to run

3.) Have you ever been in trouble with the police without being arrested?
yup, the sheriff lives on my block...

4.) Do you have a criminal record (if yes list crimes)
Not yet

5.) Have you ever been to court and convicted? (includes comunity service sentances)
Nope

C:- Family Life
1.) Do you have any pets (please list)
two dogs, two cats, several goldfish, a few ghosts, and a sister

2.) Any siblings?
one younger whiner... er, sister

3.) If so do you get it on with them?
*twitch... shudder...* gaaahhhhh

4.) Who do you live with?
My ma

5.) What would you describe your home life as?
yearghable!

♥RED♥
1. Closest red thing to you? the DVD Fearless

2. Have you ever fallen down the stairs? I did that on purpose!

3. Last thing to make you angry? That one guy... I hate that one guy...

4. Are you a fan of romance? not of reading, watching, or listening to it. But other than that yes.

5. Do you have a temper? sometimes... depends on the mood I'm in.

♥GREEN♥
1. Closest green thing to you? Yearbook

2. Do you care about the environment? (dives and hugs a tree)

3. Are you jealous of anyone right now? … A little bit

4. Are you a lucky person? Bwah hahahahahaha!

5. Do you always want what you can't have? Only in a few certain cases.

6. Do you like being outdoors? *gasp... cough... choke* Ohhh god... fresh air! I love it!

Are you Irish? I once saw an Irishman walk out of a bar... But then I'm known for lying...

♥PURPLE♥
1. Last purple thing you saw? A bruise on my leg

2. Like being treated to expensive things? nah

3. Do you like mysterious things? Big foot? BIG FOOOOT! HERE BOY!

4. Favorite type of chocolate? mmmmm... chocolate.... *drool*

5. Ever met anyone in royalty? No! I didn't kill Princess Diana! That's ridiculous!

6. Are you creative? often times

♥YELLOW♥
1. Closest yellow thing to you? those emoticons on the left side of the screen

2. The happiest time of your life? last years lunch table, my first time in the theater, first year at camp

3. Favorite holiday? Thanksgiving.... FOOD!

4. Do you burn or tan? Burn baby burn! Disco Inferno!

5. Do you want children? as long as they're not like my sister

6. What makes you feel warm and safe? hot chocolate, my dogs, and (when she was alive) my cat.

♥BLUE♥
1. Closest blue thing to you? a picture on my dresser.

2. Are you good at calming people down? depends on the person

3. Do you like the sea? Fish! Shrimp! Nori! Yummy...

4.What was the last thing that made you cry? Turnabout

5. Are you a logical thinker? In the arena of logic I fight unarmed!

6. Can you sleep easily? *blinks and sits up* huh? What was the question?

7. Do you prefer the beach or the woods? hmmm... bikinis... or trees... gonna have to go with bikinis, er, beach

♥PINK♥
1. Closest pink thing to you? the cover of a Playb... er, nothing!

2. Do you like sweet things? SUGARSUGARSUGARSUGAR!

3. Like play-fighting? *punch*

4. Are you sensitive? *sniff* that was so mean... *cries*

5. What is your favorite flower? scarlet carson

6. Does someone have a crush on you? yup, someone I love.

♥ORANGE♥
1. Closest orange thing to you? the viag... er, singulair bottle...

2. Do you like to burn things? no... not at all (hides the matches, torch, flame thrower, lighter, charcoal, lighter fluid, and gasoline)

3. Dress up for Halloween? usually

4. Are you usually a warm-hearted person? not in the least (hugs)

6. Do you prefer the single life or a relationship? Oy... I wish I knew the answer to that...

7. What would your super power be? Flight, or possible shooting web...

♥WHITE♥
1. Closest white thing to you? that stain on my sheets.

2. Always try to keep the peace? why? It's so much fun to watch...

3. How do you imagine your wedding? I don't

4. Do you like to play in the snow? Oh yeah, mutant snowmen!

5. Do you have Attention Deficit Disorder (ADD)? No I don... ooooooo, shiny!

♥BLACK♥
1. Closest black thing to you? one of my katanas

2. Ever enjoy hurting people? Indian burn!

3. Are you sophisticated or silly? Silly. Being sophisticated is soooooo boring!

4. Would you like to go to space? How? I can't fit the rest of my inside my head...

5. Do you have a lot of secrets? that's a secret....

6. Does the color you wear affect your mood? if it did, I'd be a lot more depressed.


Name?: ummmmm...

Date of birth?: 12 April 1988

Sex?: male

Height?: 6' 1.5"

Eye color?: Usually sorta blue/green, but I like it when they turn grey.

Where were you born?: IL

Number of candles on your last birthday cake?: Hmmm... 19 I think... they were tasty.

Hair color?: dirty dirty blonde, matches my mind.

Piercings?: lets see... lip, nose, eyebrow, almost my eye... oh wait, you meant jewlery?

Town you live in?: Midgar

Ever been to Africa?: nope

Been toilet papering?: uh... of course not...

Love someone so much it made you cry?: yeah

Been in a car accident?: yup... got hit by an immigrant with no license, insurance, or ability to speak english.

Croutons or bacon bits?: yes

Favorite day of the week?: hmmm... saturday because it's relaxed, and Tuesday cause you can't get any farther from Monday.

Favorite restaurant?: Ones that serve food

Favorite sport to watch?: XMA

Favorite ice cream flavor?: anything with lots and lots of chocolate

Warner Bros. or Disney?: Warner Bros, because Disney sequals alwasy SUCK! well, with one or two exceptions.

Favorite fast food restuarant?: Steak & Shake

Carpet color in your bedroom?: wood

How many times did you fail your driver's test?: once... damn lane jockey's...

Whom did you get your last email from?: an internet friend

Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?: Oriental gifts

What do you do most often when you are bored?: video games, nothing, mastur... er... more nothing.

Most annoying [/hurtful] thing to say to me?: I don't know

Bedtime?: Sleep? What's sleep?

Favorite TV show?: Robot Chicken, House, Family Guy, Simpsons

Last person you went out to dinner with?: Lacey

Been out of country?: yup

Believe in magic?: (casts magic missile at the darkness)

Ford or Chevy?: Ford! Shelby GT 500 baby!

Have you ever failed a grade?: yup

If you have, what grade did you fail?: 47th grade

Do you have a crush on someone?: oh yeah

Do you have a bf/gf?: yes, yes I do ^_____^

If so, what is their name?: Jessica

How long have you been together?: about 8.5 months

What are you wearing right now?: slightly more than nothing

Would you have sex before marriage?: depends on how sure I am of the relationship

Have you ever had a crush on any of your teachers?: well... there was that one teacher...

Are you a virgin?: Who told you?! I want their name!

Do you smoke?: only if I'm on fire

Are you ghetto?: fo rizzle, biatch!

Are you a player?: no, I'm the dungeon master.

What is your favorite animal?: wolf

Do you have any birthmarks?: *looks* nope

Have you ever gotten your a** kicked?: shockingly, no

Who do you talk to most on the phone?: I don't talk on the phone much

Have you ever been slapped?: many, many times

Do you get online a lot?: Are you kidding? Cut me open and I bleed URLs

Are you shy or outgoing?: yup

Do you shower?: Sha... ow... wher?

Do you hate school?: nope

Do you have a social life?: one tries

How easily do you trust people?: not very, especially my shadow... those shifty eyes...

Do you have a secret people would be surprised knowing?: um...

Would you ever sky dive?: *jumps from a plane* Wheeeeee! wait... where's my parachu... oh @#$%!

Do you like to dance?: only on occasion

Have you ever been out of state?: a whooooole lot

Do you like to travel?: *runs, jumps in a car, boards a plane*

Have you ever been expelled from school?: nope

Have you ever been suspended from school?: once...

Do you want to get out of your hometown?: I like it, but I wouldn't want to be here forever

Are you spoiled?: far from it

Are you a brat?: only when it serves my purposes

Have you ever gotten high?: on caffeine and albuterol

Do you like Snapple?: eh, she's nice enough (yes, I know someone named Snapple)

Do you drink a lot of water?: *glug glug glug*

What toothpaste do you use?: Tuh... ooth... pah...st?

Do you have a cell phone?: nope (pants start ringing) oh wait... I do!

Do you have a curfew?: umpteen o'clock

Who do you look up to?: *looks up* there's no one there...

Are you a role model?: most hope not

Have you ever been to Six Flags or Cedar Point?: yup

What name brand do you wear the most?: I don't

What kind of jewelry do you wear?: class ring, necklace

What do you want pierced?: nothing

Do you like taking pictures: eh

Do you like getting your picture taken?: I'm not photogenic...

Do you have a tan?: fishbelly!

Do you get annoyed easily?: only by certain people...

Have you ever started a rumor?: oh yeah

Do you have your own phone or phone line?: *calls me to find out* according to me I do

Do you have your own pool?: nope

Do you have any siblings?: Yes

Do you get along with your parents?: yes

Have you ever ran away?: from school yes

Have you ever been fired from a job?: nope

Do you even have a job?: I’m a techie

Do you daydream a lot?: ...

What do you want a tattoo of?: not sure...

What do you have a tattoo of?: a picture of a cobra... it grows longer when I'm excited

What does your most recent crush look like?: a good bit shorter, dark hair, chocolate eyes, nice body, great eyes and smile, tan skin, several birthmarks

What’s her/his name?: Jessica

Have you ever been bitched out?: not really

Are you rude?: If the other person deserves it

What was the last compliment you received?: sexy smouldering eyes

Do you like getting dirty?: depends what you mean by dirty... (hides the whips, handcuffs, and restraints)

Are you flexible?: bendy as Gumby

What is your heritage?: mostly Scottish, some German and French

What is your lucky number?: not sure... I thought it was 12, but that didn't work out... (glares at 12) a*****e...

What does your hair look like right now?: shaggy, parted

Could you ever be a vegetarian?: I almost am now, but I loves me some m34t!

Describe your looks? W shaped facial hair, piercing eyes, expressive face, shaggy hair

If you had to completely dye your hair it'd be what color?: clear

Would you ever date someone younger than you?: I am right now

Would you ever date someone older than you?: sure

How many rings until you answer the phone?: depends on who's calling *phone rings for the 16th time* hehehe, sucker

If yes, when was the last time?: huh? What does that have to do with the phone?

Do you look more like your mother or father?: I'm a mix of both

Do you cry a lot?: why would you ask that?! (cries)

Do you ever cry to get your way? No, I leave that to other members of my household

What phrase do you use most when on the phone?: Oy...

Are you the romantic type?: some say yes, some say no. You tell me (drops to one knee, offering a bouquet of roses)

Have you ever been chased by cops?: It wasn't so much a chase as it was them eating my dust

What do you like most about your body? I suppose my chin fuzz

What do you like least about your body?: My arms, wanna thicken em up

When did you have your first crush?: A looooooong time ago

When was the last time you threw up?: uh... last week?

In the opposite sex, do you prefer blondes or brunettes?: yes!

Do you ever wear shirts to show your belly?: nope, just ones that fit tight

What about cleavage?: I don't have cleavage, my boobs aren't that great.

Is your best friend a virgin?: not anymore it seems

Have you ever ******** someone up?: they had it coming!

Have you ever been ******** up?: *glares* better than you have tried

What theme does your room have?: Bluuuuuueeee... swords...

What size shoe do you wear?: 12 1/2

What is your screen name on MSN?: don't got it

How are you feeling right now?: brain dead, as usual

Have you ever given a lap dance?: yes

Have you ever received one?: yeah, but it was short

Has there ever been a rumor spread about you?: too many times

Would you marry for money?: hell no

What do you drive?: Silver 93 Nissan Sentra

Are you more of a mommies or daddies child?: Moms I guess

Would you ever hook up with the same sex?: It was dark! He had long hair! Shut up already!

What kind of music do you like?: metal

Would you ever bungee jump?: *dives* wheeeeee!

Would you ever join the army?: not if I can avoid it

Do you like cows?: Don't have a cow man!

If you were to die today, what would you do?: there are few things I'd have to tell a few people. Go to broadway one more time. Spend as many hours with my gf as possible.

Do you like to party?: P-A-R-T... Why? Because I gotta!

Moon or stars?: Stars, I like the constellations

Coke or Pepsi?: Coke... (snorts)

Favorite scent?: green apple Extra gum... long story

Would you ever dye your hair red?: mabye,