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Rayna's and SexyPrincess's Pirate Story

<center> Rayna: Oh, how it keeps coming back to haunt us!
Oh, the horror! Someone help us!
-pirates come- "Argh! We'll help, matey! Argh!"

-I turn around- OMG! Yay! This is so totally awesome! You're like so totally saving us!

-pirate pulls out sword- "I will chop that thangity thang thang to pieces! Argh!" -chops the thangity thang thang, cheese_slave error thang, into pieces-

-me and Princess turn around and scream in unison- Like hoshiz, hurrah for teh dern pirate people's!

heart gonk

Princess: so scary... yet... so majestic, how i love the dern pirate people who come to save us from our own slave of cheesey doom... i see no cheese, *the pirates take their leave and return shortly with a platter of cheese, all of us have a pirate party and they comment about how icredibly cool our random outfits are*

Rayna:-pirates hug us and touch us- "We love to get our hands on booty! Argh!"

Ugh. I'm so good.
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DEATH TO TEH DERN KITTIES! -hangs all of her kitties-
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Princess: arg where are you hiding your booty arg....

under those wild grass things... is it customary to hide your booty here.
*I spin around to discover that i do infact have a booty then i look at the pirates who are comming to help us unhide them and grab your hand and run*

aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh touchy feely pirates... we left your hanging kittens alone with them nooooooooooooooooooooooo gonk

Rayna:-notes the part where she typed that the pirates hugged and touched and then said that they like to get their hands on booty.

Oh no's! Our hanging kitties.. the pirates are going to like.. TOUCH THEM!
gonk

Princess: oh, stressed they were hugging and touching in search as well!! ((maybe?? works for me))

noooo piratey hands on the kitties booties NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

*the cheese slaves rise out of the ocean and charge the pirates on teh beach...

Rayna:.. and then the pirates die and Rayna and Princess get married to the kitties and they live happily ever after... NOT!

THE END