Good evening citizens, it is I: your King!
I regret to inform you that you will soon be paying higher taxes as the palace is scheduled to go under renovation yet this fall. My critics may claim that I am merely trying to improve my own environment, but I assure you the renovations need to be done. It is in everyone's best interest to improve the palace and impress the foreign dignitaries. It is difficult to practice harsh politics against a man solid gold bathroom facilities.
Remember, your king loves you!
I regret to inform you that you will soon be paying higher taxes as the palace is scheduled to go under renovation yet this fall. My critics may claim that I am merely trying to improve my own environment, but I assure you the renovations need to be done. It is in everyone's best interest to improve the palace and impress the foreign dignitaries. It is difficult to practice harsh politics against a man solid gold bathroom facilities.
Remember, your king loves you!
