Attention!! THESE JOKES ARE HORRIBLE!! IF YOU DO NOT LIKE MUTILATED BABIES DONT READ!!
Joke 1. Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car?
Answer1. I dont have a car in my garage ((LOL))
Joke 2. What gets louder as it gets smaller?
Answer 2. A baby in a trash compactor ((lmfao))
Joke 3. How do you stop a baby from drowning?
Answer 3. take your foot off of its head *((Thud))*
Joke 4. Whats small, bloody, and cant fit through a door?
Answer 4. A baby with a spear in its neck!!
Joke 5. The big finale and my favorite!!
Whats funnier than a baby flying through the air at 80 miles an hour?
Answer 5. STopping it with a shovel!! ((omglollmfaorolf))
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