I had a stupid thought what if death eaters recruited like Mormons going door to door just a little more evil
*knock knock*
4laugh hello
twisted evening we're going door to door spending the word of the dark lord
confused the devil?
evil no the other one
neutral oh sorry i have to go check my roast in the oven
evil before you go take this pamphlet
neutral no thank you i have to go
evil it will make nice reading material for you bathroom
stare no thank you really I have to go
scream take the F***ing pamphlet or I'm going to kill you and your whole family and your owl too
eek okay I'll take one just don't hurt me
twisted have a nice day
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