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YOU ARE OFFICALLY READING MY FIRST ENTRY! YAY FOR YOU! AND JUST FOR FUN, I WILL TELL YOU THAT THIS JOURNAL CONTAINS A VERY IMPORTANT MESSAGE HIDDIN IN IT THAT COULD TOTALLY CHANGE YOUR LIFE. I MEAN IT. THINK! YOU COULD GET RICH!
BUT I MUST ASK,WHY ARE YOU WASTING YOUR TIME READING MY JOURNAL WHEN YOU COULD BE OUT LIVING YOUR PATHETIC LIFE?
I BET IT IS BECAUSE YOU ARE SO ADDICTED, AND YOU JUST CAN'T WAIT TO READ WHAT I WILL TYPE NEXT. NO? THEN WHY ARE YOU STILL READING? SEE! YOU ARE STILL DOING IT! AS YOU CAN SEE THIS DOES NOT SAY MUCH OF ANYTHING, AND IT STILL WONT SAY MUCH OF ANYTHING WHEN YOU ARE READING IT 5 SECONDS FROM NOW. BUT THAT'S NOT STOPPING YOU NOW IS IT? APPARENTLY NOT. WELL DEPENDING ON HOW FAST YOU READ, THIS IS A GOOD CHUNK OF YOUR LIFE YOU WILL NEVER GET BACK. ARE YOU STILL READING?! GEEZE! WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO? THREATEN YOU STOP? YOU MAY BE WONDERING WHY I AM TYPING THIS. WELL WHEN YOU TELL ME WHY YOU ARE STILL READING, I WILL TELL YOU WHY I AM STILL TYPING. IF YOU CANT ANSWER, THEN JUST KEEP READING LIKE YOU WERE GOING TO DO ANYWAY. IT IS BECAUSE I, LIKE YOU, HAVE NO LIFE AND AM NOW DESPERATLY TRYING TO FIND SOMETHING TO DO. MAYBE NOT.
I FEEL LIKE EATING PIE. AND I AM GUESSING YOU FEEL LIKE READING. TRY TELLING THAT TO YOUR TEACHER. I REALLY SHOULD CONGRADULATE YOU. ONLY A #1 LOSER WOULD HAVE TAKEN ALL OF THIS TIME. BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY. I AM ALMOST DONE. SERIOUSLY. ALMOST THERE. BY THE WAY, IF YOU COULD NOT FIND MY SUPER AWESOME MESSAGE, YOU MAY NEED TO READ THIS AGAIN. DID YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU STARE AT A WORD LONG ENOUGH, YOU WILL ACTUALLY BEGIN TO WONDER IF IT IS SPELLED CORRECTELY. BUT BECAUSE YOU ARE SO INTO READING THIS, I BET THAT YOU ARE GOING TO PUT OF READING JUST ONE WORD. IT WONT WORK IF YOU LOOK AT ANY OTHERS ON THIS PAGE, AND I KNOW YOU CANT KEEP YOURSELF FROM READING. WANT TO TRY ANYWAY? OK. USE THIS WORD. SIGNATURE. KEEP STARING. BY THE WAY, IF YOU READ THAT, YOU LOST. YOU MIGHT AS WELL GIVE UP. YOU CANT DO IT. JUST LIKE YOU CANT STOP READING. FACE IT. SEE, YOU CANT STOP. ANYWAY, I SAID I WAS ALMOST DONE AND I WONT LIE TO YOU.