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Kakashi Can't Wait to be King |
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Kakashi, Obito, and Rin sat in the grass waiting for their sensei to come along. When jungle music began to play. Obito and Rin sat up confused as, the normally calm, Kakashi got up.
"Do you guys know what I always wanted to do?.."
"Get a life?" Obito mumbled.
Kakashi glared at him as Rin asked, " What, Kakashi-san?"
"Become Hokage for a while.."
"HAHA!! No seriously?.." Obito said laughing as Rin and Obito stood up too.
"Hn.." he said as he began to sing. "I'm gonna be a mighty king So enemies beware!" Kakashi poked Obito in the forehead.
"Well I've never seen a king of ninjas with quite so little hair" Obito retorted angrilly.
"I'm gonna be the mane event Like no king was before I'm brushing up on looking down I'm working on my ROAR!" Kakashi said "roaring" in Obito's face. Rin giggled at the sight...so she decided to get in asap.
"Thus far, a rather uninspiring thing.." Obito rubbed his ears.
"Oh, I just can't wait to be king!" Kakashi said jumping over Obito and standing beside Rin. Then the Fourth Hokage arrived, but stayed hidden.
'What in the world?..' he thought as he watched with a smile seeing Kakashi having fun for once.
"You've rather a long way to go, Kakashi, if you think..."
"No one saying do this"
"Now when I said that, I -" Obito said getting cut off.
"No one saying be there" Rin chimed.
"What I meant was..."
"No one saying stop that" Kakashi sang.
"Look, what you don't realize..."
"No one saying see here"
"Now see here!"
"Free to run around all day"
"Well, that's definitely out..."
"Free to do it all my way!" Kakashi began to, literally run around Obito, teasingly.
"I think it's time that you and I Arranged a heart to heart"
"Kings don't need advice From little hornbills for a start" Kakashi pushed Obito down and jumped into a tree.
'Since when was I a hornbill?' Obito thought. "If this is where the monarchy is headed Count me out! Out of service, out of Konoha I wouldn't hang about This child is getting wildly out of wing" Obito sang annoyed. Then 5 Kakashi clones appeared.
"Oh, I just can't wait to be king! Everybody look left Everybody look right Everywhere you look I'm Standing in the spotlight!"
"Not yet!" Obito said as he slowly lifted himself up after the Kakashi clones trampled him. Then Kakashi, Rin, and the clones began to sing.
"Let every creature go for broke and sing Let's hear it in the herd and on the wing It's gonna be Lord Kakashi's finest fling! Oh, I just can't wait to be king! Oh, I just can't wait to be king! Oh, I just can't waaaaaait ... to be king!"
Then the clones 'poofed' as Kakashi jumped back down to the grass and sighed.
"WHAT..THE...CRAP?!" Obito yelled.
"Awe Obito-kun...calm down.."
Then they heard clapping. They all turned around and saw their sensei. "Very good you three...but what exactly were you doing?"
"Just using up some time.." Kakashi said.
"So, Kakashi..you seriously want to be Hokage?"
"Of course not sensei..."
"THEN WHY'D YOU SING 'I JUST CAN'T WAIT TO BE KING THEN?!"
Kakashi looked over at Obito and said, " To annoy you.."
 angry-soulhunter · Sat Apr 19, 2008 @ 05:22pm · 0 Comments |
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Ways to Annoy Naruto Characters |
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10 Ways to annoy...
Kakashi!
1) Steal his book
2) Tell him he's a pervert and kill himself
3) Tell him Sakura doesn't love him.
4) biggrin Follow him everywhere but the bathroom and when he asks why you are say "I dunno. I love to interact with the boring." or something like that
5) call him boring
6) tell him he's stupid
7) tell him Sasuke wants to kill him thinking that he's weak
cool tell him sakura loves NARUTO or LEE just someone other than him
9) Dye everything he owns PINK!
10) Kill Him.
11) Flush his book down the toliet.
12) Steal his vest.
13) Put bubble gum in his keyhole below the doorknob in his front AND back door.
14) Make him eat 50+ pounds of... CHEESE!
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Ways to annoy...
ITACHI!
1) Dye everything he owns PINK!
2) Make him fall off a cliff with your trickery.
3) Dye his hair orange or yellow. or something really stupid!
4) Tell him Kisame wants to do him.
5) Tell him that he's stupid and Sasuke's SO much stronger
6) Tell him that Naruto is much stronger than him and that your stronger than Naruto then that makes you a lot stronger than him
7) Kiss him on the cheek in public (even if ur a boy)
cool Run after him yelling "Don't leave me Itachi! I love you! You said you'd never leave me!" And when he turns to kill you scream bloody murder yelling "Why Itachi Why! Sasuke would've never done this to me!"
9) Put poison Ivy in his bed.
10) do 9 then blame it on Kisame then do 8 after Kisame tells him that he didn't do it
11) Dye his underwear pink and hang them on a flagpole.
12) Say, "Itachi, Itachi, Itachi, Itachi, Nii-san, Nii-san, Nii-san, Nii-san, Nii-chan, Nii-chan, Nii-chan, Nii-chan, Weasel, Weasel, Weasel, Weasel, Itachi, Itachi, Itachi, Itachi, WEEEEAAASSSEEELLLL!!!!" where ever there was a comma pause a really long time.
13) Take his food. Dump food in trah can (or eat it whatever you perfer). Then feed him... CHEESE!
Ways to annoy...
Sasuke!
1) Tell him Itachi's so much hotter
2) Tell him that his hair makes him look gay when it's long
3) When he's in stage 2 curse mark yell that he shouldn't resort to violence that its bad for the soul.
4) When he goes and is in his normal state say in public "Sasuke I think we should I love someone else. It's your brother, Itachi. I'm sorry I hope we can still be friends."
5) Die his hair a rideculus color like yellow... better yet... *evil laugh* PINK!
6) Tell him Sakura loves him to death and that she killed herself on his bed and some1 moved her body but didn't clean the sheets
7) Tell him that Naruto has a "gift" for him back at his place.
cool Tell him that he's inferior to Shikamaru because he's still a Genin
9) Tell him he's Orochimaru's b****
10) Tell him Orochimaru doesn't want to train him in fighting but in something else. And that Orochimaru just wants him for his body! (curosiy of my friend kana92)
11) Dye his underwear pink and put them in Orochimaru's underwear drawer (if he has one)
12) Act like Sakura.
13) When he's asleep take his underwear and superglue it to his head.
14) Take another pair of his underwear and wet it and ring it out in his underwear place. And over his bed where his hips would be.
Ways to annoy...
Sakura!
1) Tell her that your dating Sasuke
2) Tell her that Sasuke is going to kill her if he sees her face again
3) Tell her that Sasuke doesn't love her but Naruto instead.
4) Tell her Sasuke's gay
5) Do number 1 then number 3 then number 2 then when its all over do number 4
6) Tell her Lee's available for a "party" and that Sasuke's "busy"
7) Tell her that Naruto doesn't even like her anymore that Lee's the only one that does
cool Tell her Ino is now dating Sasuke
9) Tell her that Sasuke killed himself because Naruto wouldn't go out with him
10) Tell her that Sasuke saw her face and was turned to stone.
11) While she's asleep take her underwear and superglue it to her head.
12) Take all her underwear and throw them away. And then buy her... thongs... anyone say PERMANIT WEDGIE!
angry-soulhunter · Sat Apr 19, 2008 @ 05:15pm · 0 Comments |
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