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I am a butcher and i was about time to close my store when I saw enter a dog. I tried to frighten it, but the dog returned. Again tried to frighten it, but then the animal brought me an envelope that he had in his snout. In my curiosity I opened the envelope and in the interior I found 10 dollar bill and one note that said:
' Could send with the dog 1 pound of minced meat of calf and 1/2 pound pig leg? '
Astonished, took the money, placed the perforated meat and the leg in a wraped bag, then in a bag and next to the dog, I forgot to give the change to the dog. The dog began to growl and to show his teeth to me.
When I saw my error, I put the change on the envelope and into the bag; the dog calmed, took the bag with the snout and left the establishment. In my state of shock I decided to follow the canine one and closed the store as quickly as possible. The animal lured down the street until the first traffic light, where it sat down in the sidewalk and it waited to be able to cross. Soon it crossed the street and way until a bus-stop, I followed him close by. In the shutdown when it saw that it was the correct bus, it raised followed by me.
In the bus I observed how that dog raised on the back legs, was called on the horn to descend, always with bag in the snout. I followed him down the street, until the animal paused in a house, where it put the purchases next to the door and, retiring a little, started smashing his head on the door. The action repeated several times, but nobody responded in the house. In the overflow of the astonishment, the butcher saw the dog take bag in his snout, surround the house, jump close and go to a window.
Once there, he touched with the legs in the glass several times, without the bag; soon return to the door. Then, a man opened the door and began to strike the dog! The butcher ran toward them to prevent it, saying to him: ' By God, friend, What is what it is doing? Its dog is a genius! He is unique! '
The man, evidently annoying, responded: ' What genius you see here! This is the second time in this week that the very a**hole forgets the keys and I'm in damn toilet!. '
MORAL: No matter how hard you strive and you fulfill beyond your ambitions in your working place, to the eyes of your boss, you will be below his expectaions.
 Dryaded5 · Wed Oct 06, 2010 @ 10:41pm · 0 Comments |
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