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Three Men
Body: Three men were sitting around bragging about how they had assigned their new wives specific household duties.
The first man had married a woman from Iowa . He told her that she was required to wash the dishes and clean the house. It took a couple days, but on the third day, he came home to a clean house with dishes washed and
put away.
The second man had married a woman from Minnesota . He had given his wife orders that she was to do all the house cleaning, to wash the dishes, and to do all of the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but on the second day he saw that the situation was getting better. By the third day, he saw that the house was clean, the dishes were washed, and there was a splendid dinner on the table.
The third man had married a woman from California. He told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, the dishes washed, the lawn mowed, the clothes laundered, and hot food on the table for every meal. The first day he couldn't see anything, and the second day he couldn't see anything. By the third day, some of the swelling had gone down, and he could see a little out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a bite to eat and load the dishwasher.
 iBeeP · Wed Jun 04, 2008 @ 09:10pm · 0 Comments |
