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The Adventures of the Super Chef!
I used to be just a plain ol' chef, sitting in my little kitchen cooking meal after meal for ungrateful people, who never appreciated my cooking. needless to say,. I got very tired of this, and soon came to the conclusion I would go on an adventure to become a Super Chef. So I left my small kitchen only equiped with my Cup, wallet (In case of emergencies) and the clothing on my back.
My Adventure began with my strolling along the country side, raking my brain for new recipes, when all of a sudden I was attacked by Ninjas, and crudely carried off to their village. There they demanded that I cook them the best Ramen they had ever tasted, or else I would be skinned alive, and left in an open field to rot. Filled with encouragement, I started on the ramen,a nd 9 days later I was finished. You nust remember, a chef never gives out his recipes. And to my surprise, the Ninjas loved it, and rewarded me with this sexy Ninja Headband.
Freed from their village, I walked down a long road, which i hoped would lead me to france where I could learn new culinary skills, but on my way I fell into a pit of fire. when I awoke, I found myself in hell, sitting infront the the devil himself. He asked me to make him a dish so spicy that his head would literally explode, and if I could not meet his demands. I was to be skinned alove, and left ina field. I honestly don't know what it is with people and skinning other people, but regardless to that I started on this meal. It was not easy, and with my reluctence to taste it and see if it would work, it ws very difficult to create. But finally, I had it. After one or two bites, and nothign happened to El Satan, I prepaired for the worst. But thankfully out of no where I heard a gun shot, and the devils head blew off. After it grew back, the devil congradulated me for the dish, and rewrded me with horns. (I never told him that his son tried to assasinate him)
Slightly tired from my journy, I took a rest at the opening to hell, adn when I awoke I was in yet another strange perdicament. I seemed to be in a completely white space, ontop of a cloud. Panic stricken, I feared that I must have died, but I soon confronted an angel who told me that I was not dead, but asked here to cook the most wonderful dish that God had ever had. If I was uncapable, I was to be skinned alive, and left in a field. (Really, that's getting quite old). Racking my brain for what I could make the Lord of the universe that he had first, not tried yet, and second, was the best food in the world. Then it struck me. I shall make him Chocolate Chip Waffles. After 2 minutes of intense slaving over the toaster... they were ready. God ate them slowly, savoringtheir taste, and not so much to my surprise he loved them, and gave me these angelic wings you see on my feet, and head.
I flew back down to earth, and went back to my small kitchen. If I could please Ninjas, Satam, and God. My journy was complete.
 =-[ Lost.In.Darkness]-= · Mon Apr 17, 2006 @ 08:59am · 0 Comments |
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******** making it nice.
I want a damn Angelic Scarf
I have 6K
I need a lot more.,
Help me bitches.
=-[ Lost.In.Darkness]-= · Wed Jan 18, 2006 @ 07:06am · 0 Comments |
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I have decided on a new avatar to obtain.
But this time I will not sell the rest of my clothing to get it.
Ninja Headband- 74K/88K
Dancer set- 0/24.4K
Tin Hat- 0/43.5K
Suspenders- 0/5.1K
Heart Boxers- 0/1K
Clown Nose- 0/500G
Socks- 0/150G
Seal=Peng
Help is very much appreaciated.
=-[ Lost.In.Darkness]-= · Tue Nov 29, 2005 @ 07:42am · 3 Comments |
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The me quitting entry was posted like.... 6 months ago.
I'm back people.
Duh.
=-[ Lost.In.Darkness]-= · Mon Nov 28, 2005 @ 02:18am · 0 Comments |
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This if very likely to be the last time I will come on Gaia. I have nothing left here. Friends have faded, relationships are dieing. There's just no point. I will probably come on once more to either give away all my stuff, or post my password in my journal, so if you are one lucky enough to get it, then so be it.
There is only a slight chance that I might not quit, that I will only go on an extended leave.
If I don't choose the second option, bye people.
=-[ Lost.In.Darkness]-= · Wed Jul 06, 2005 @ 04:08am · 6 Comments |
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Yeh cost ish like 53,000.
If I sold all I own I would have like 40,000
Things I already Own:
Red Loafers
Spirited Gloves
Socks
Clown Nose
Red Leather Belt
Pimpin hat
Aoi Cache pants
Yey, Almost there!
Donaters.
Jinpachi Masaki- Clown Nose
[Mini-Mercenary]- Red Loafers + Spirited Gloves
Risen. Angel.- Spirited Scarf
=-[ Lost.In.Darkness]-= · Tue Jun 14, 2005 @ 11:37pm · 0 Comments |
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A cut, a gash
blood, and tears,
A temporary escape.
Knives, and glass,
sharp, and unforgiving.
Pain, by sorrow,
Irational actions.
A deep darkness,
pain and sorrow,
no escape.
Love, and happyness,
a caring hand.
Tears, and pain,
quelled by warmth.
Hugs, and kisses,
an unending joy.
An endless light,
Joy and happyness,
A door always open.
=-[ Lost.In.Darkness]-= · Tue Jun 14, 2005 @ 01:02am · 2 Comments |
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