Fallout 3 Diary
Spoilers Alert - If you own Fallout 3 and don't want to know the plot.. as it were.... even though technically you already know but you've yet to get to the point in the 'future' then.. like.. don't read on.
Day 1
I was born! All hail Scudley, Vault 101's newest kid on the block..
..um.. in the bunker.
I look great! Just like my dad! -- infact... i believe the game updates your father's face to look like yours.
Oh.. mum died shortly after giving birth to me.
Saves updating *two* npc faces i guess!
wut? o_o
Day 2
I'm a toddler - the first thing i tried to do was escape from my play plen - SUCCESS!
Right, where do they keep the guns......
damnit.. dad's back. Well, at least i got to distibute my stats - I'm agile and smart - like a ninja! Fused with my innate swagger and I'm well on my way to becomming a ninja pirate!
Day 3
My 10th birthday. Some jerk tried to ruin it and I didn't know how to punch - so i ran round some tables.
A large floatng robot destroyed my cake... ..trying to cut it with a buzzsaw.
Never trust a mechansied chef.
Still, on the plus side I got to swipe a few coffee mugs and Dad gave me a BB gun...
...i even managed to restrain myself from shooting him and went for the Radroach instead!
Videogames = violence? Pah.
Day 4
I took my GOAT exam today - the optional choice questions designated my tag skills which were apparently medicine, speaking and explosives.
Well, as Our Lord Loaf would say, ''two out of three 'aint bad''.
I swapped medicine for Small Arms to get better at shooting things quicker - if the system is like Arena/Daggerfall/Morrowind/Oblivion etc etc it'll get raised quickly so i can focus on the others.
Gotta be able to shoot things.. shoot 'em ...dead.
Speaking I'll keep to save ammo and keep a handy stash of witty retorts and pirate shanties.
Explosives... well.. that's pirate for 'Open Locks'.
Oh, I also beat up three people terrorizing my future love interest. Yeaaaah, I know a future love interest when an rpg throws one at my feet.
She's ok. Maybe'll she'll grow on me.
Like an atomic fungus.
Turns out I'm stuck in this Vault for life. Interesting.. i think we'll kill eachother before we get it together.
HAIL THE OVERSEER!
Stolen Coffee mug count: 9
Also, swiped a bobble headed.. toy thing from Dad's desk - gave me a medicine increase.
Day 5
Dad has legged it, his associate beaten to death by over zealous security forces.
I have stolen the clothes from every poor sod that has tried to stop me following in his footstep.
My future love interest gave me the heads up and I have taken flight - luckily the Radroaches are on the rampage to provide a distraction.
I saved the jerk who tried to wreck my birthday partys' mother from rad roaches! ..and then, strictly out of curiosity, thought i'd take a swing at the pair of the with my baseball bat (I love my bat!)..
..they cowered in fear. Ah well, i'm breaking out of this vault - i'll never see them again.
I swiped all her booze.. ..whiskey is my co-pilot.
Eventually I found the way out.. I had to beat to death my love interest's father to get the key to a secret tunnel. Turns out he's be Overseer..
...Overseer, meet Baseball bat.
..there's a non violent solution?
The guy was a jerk -.o !
..Love Interest was none to pleased. Well, she'll ahve plenty of time to miss me - i'm getting the helloutta dodge.
Day 5
The surface! THE LIGHT O_O IT BLIIIINDS!
..this place is a tip. I'm gonna sup ma whiskey and take it all in for a while.
