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Once upon a time in a land like this (and pretty much this) there was a god of a man, a sexy stallion born who's eyes shone like diamonds and had a large schlong and stuff. Anyway everyone weeped at his beauty. Pretty much the equivalent of Twilight mongs and Robert what's his face. But like I- I mean the guy in question was hotter.

Of course at the same time there was a big gay stupid guy who smelt of of arse and j**z. He lost his foot in the great war and accused everyone of racisisms. He also loved sex and weird s**t and people were afraid of him. And he was completeley insane.

And also at the same time a weirdo with a fetish for guns was born. He bummed some guns and like space ships and Colony Wars and Blue Stahli and was too nice and everyone liked him slightly but he killed people cos he was crazy and ended up tagging along on evil plans.

TOGETHER, HENSHIN, NIK AND MAKKRON BECAME THE GREATEST TRIO OF MONGOLOIDS THE WORLD HAD EVER SEEN, PILLAGING AND TROLLING ACROSS THE VAST PLAINS OF THE INTERNET. THEY AMASSED RICHES, GOT B7'D AND CAME BACK.

Now they're hear to come again, right in your ear pussies.

I dunno where I'm going with this except that me and Makkron are bros. Nikk's a little freak but he crazy. (y)

Um also cocks

and dongs

Pay attention to me people.