Fake friends: Never ask for food. True friends: Are the reasons you have no food.
Fake friends: Call your parents Mr/Mrs True friends: Call your parents DAD/MOM
Fake friends: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. True friends: Would sit next to you saying "Damn ... we messed up ... but that s**t was fun!"
Fake friends: Never seen you cry. True friends: Cry with you.
Fake friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. True friends: Keep your s**t so long they forget its yours.
Fake friends: Know a few things about you. True friends: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
Fake friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. True friends: Will kick the whole crowds a** that left you.
Fake friends: Would knock on your front door. True friends: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
Fake friends: Are for a while. True friends: Are for life.
Fake friends: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. True friends: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "B***h drink the rest of that you know we don't waste s**t."
Fake friends: Will talk s**t to the person who talks s**t about you. True friends: Will knock them the f**k out.
Fake friends: Will read this. True friends: Will steal this, just like I did.
* A few people I used to know need to read this, preferably this part: Fake friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. True friends: Will kick the whole crowds a** that left you. *
E p ii c R a ii n b o w · Sun Mar 07, 2010 @ 05:41am · 0 Comments |