You: I never talk. I'm a hermit.
You: ... Crab.
Stranger: Haha.. Nice. And Why not talk? Talking is fun.
You: Crabs lack proper vocal cords for human speech, sadly.
You: I resorted to Morse code through my claws.
Stranger: Haha.. Well.. I do sign language when my teachers tell me to shut up.. Haha
You: That's actually pretty cool. I just clacked my claws angrilly.
Stranger: Haha.. Well.. Im kind of jealous of you. I want claw thingys.
You: So do I...
You: Oh wait, i'm a crab. I have claws! *gasp*
Stranger: And ur typing how?.. With ur toes?
You: Being a little tiny crab, I just walk across the keyboard and... oh... yeah, what you said.
Stranger: Haha.. Im a genius.
You: Or a psychic. Not a psychO, though, that would be bad...
Stranger: Haha.. I wrote psychopath on my wall with a bunch of sharpies.
You: I'm jealous.
You: I want to buy a house and paint one room like a padded cell...
Stranger: Haha.. Ive always wanted to be in a white room that looks like it could go on forever. you know what im talking about?
You: Oh God, that would freak me out.
Stranger: Haha.. Itd be funn
You: I'd run and run and run and run and... you get the point... and then i'd hit the wall at the other side and feel dumb for being so panicked.
 Matthew Sorian · Fri Jul 02, 2010 @ 05:32am · 0 Comments |
