Okay, so well, One day, While I was talking to a friend, She was like "LOL I'M 48% RETARDED!!11" And I was all like "OMG FURREALZ!?" And she was like "OMGYAH!!!1" And I was like "OMG LET ME DO IT!!11" And she was like "OMGKAYISENDYOULINKNOW!111" And I was like "OMFG WOOT!"
So yeah. o__o; Here it is. >_>;
[X] I have walked into a glass/screen door.
[X] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen on my face.
[X] I have choked on my own spit.
[ ] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.
[ ] I type only with my pointer fingers.
[X] I have accidently caught something on fire.
[ ] I've told a cop to freck off and gotten screwed for it.
[X ] I attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidently went into my nose, rather than my mouth.
[X] Sometimes when I think of something funny, I laugh out loud and people look at me weird.
[] I've caught myself drooling.
[] I've accidently caused an explosion.
[X] If someone says the word "fart", I cant help but laugh.
[X] I've turned into a "do not enter" one way road plenty of times.
[X] Sometimes I just stop thinking & zone out...
[ ] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow.
[X] I just tried to lick my elbow.
[] people often shake their heads and walk away from me.
[X ] People often tell me to use my "inside voice".
[X] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.
[X] I've used my fingers to do simple math.
[] I've jumped off a moving vehicle.
[ ] I ate a bug for $5 or less.
[] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important.
[X] I repost chain letters because I'm scared of what they threaten will happen if I dont.
[] I've done something really stupid while I was drunk.
[ ] I've ran around naked when I was drunk.
[ ] I've ran into a golfcart tire when I was drunk
[X] Ive searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time.
[X] I accidently break a lot of things...
[] My friends know not to use big words around me.
[] My friends like me because im fun to laugh at.
[X] I move my head to the side when im confused.
[X] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about.
[] I've fallen out of my chair before.
[X] When im laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.
[X] When I counted how many I marked on this test to total them up, I lost track and had to recount.
Count your score and multiply it by 3.
60% Retarded! ;D! I am just that special.
 Nami-Koi · Tue Sep 05, 2006 @ 08:21pm · 2 Comments |
