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Hello dear readers, and welcome to the very first entry of my journal. In today's entry, I will lead you down a dark, winding path into a seedy, frightening underworld, where innocent young women will be raped mercilessly by horrificially deformed mutants, innocent children will be slashed to ribbons for your viewing pleasure, and various other perversions will be seared onto your retinas for all eternity, ensuring an inability to sleep for quite some time. "What in God's name are you talking about!?" you ask? Is this the premise of some horrible snuff film? Something from "Faces of Death"? A description of the events that transpired during my 21st birthday party? No, no, and my lawyer has forbidden me from talking about that party...Actually, this is the kind of nightmarish stuff I found while doing a google image search for porn. Allow me to go into detail...
I feel that *ahem* "lovin' feeling" coming on one day, and decide to see what google can do for me. I use the image search option and find some s**t that could make Marquis De Sade vomit. This one hentai drawing was particularly horrifying. It consisted of what I'm guessing was once Sailor Mercury, until she apparently fell into a nuclear reactor. Where her right arm should have been, there was a breast instead. There were various breasts placed assymetrically throughout her torso, as well. Her legs were cut off at the knees, and she had 2 peg legs, like a pirate. Her left arm was cut off at the elbow and there was some kind of long, blue, phallic-like object protruding from the stump. She was using this object to bludgeon her partner to death, who I think was Sailor Jupiter. Jupiter was also missing her legs, and she was covered in blood from the beating she was catching from Mercury. On the same hentai site that housed this filth, there was another little "gem", not quite as shocking but just as gross. It featured a cute anime girl laying on her back pulling her frilly little panties down...except she apparently had been murdered, evident by the fact that blood was oozing out of various gashes on her face and body. And don't get me started on the anime girl bathing in a tub full of blood and severed limbs. *shudder*
I don't remember what combination of words I put into the search engine to procure these abominations, but rest assured, it certainly wasn't "muderous lesbo amputee tit monster hentai." Why? Who would actually draw such a thing? What kind of trauma would one have to endure in their childhood in order to find such images sexy? While gross and disturbing, I learned 3 very valuable lessons from this experience:
1.) Pornography is the one area in my life I should splurge on. I tried to save a buck by depending on google for all my porno needs, and it proved disasterous. From now on, I will spend the money to buy a decent dvd, with content I know will not make me want to drill a hole in my temple in an attempt to forget.
2.) If there were ever a time where I will be forbidden from having sex/masturbating ever again, such as becoming a nun for example, I will first make damn sure my room in the convent has a good internet connection. Let me tell you, my sex drive came to a screeching halt when I saw this s**t. I stared horrified at my computer screen and realized that I would much rather go play video games instead of pleasuring myself.
3.) I need a life.
And there you have it, folks. Undeniable proof that the internet is evil. I hoped you learned something from this, I know I sure did. sweatdrop
 234518 · Thu Apr 13, 2006 @ 12:18am · 0 Comments |
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