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Once upon an eon, there was Banana. Banana secretly liked BUTTSEX, but nobody knew about it. Day after day the poor delusional asian boy would pine longingly after the scraggly mass of acne and black hair.
Then one day, Banana discovered the wonders of hair dye. When he dyed the front of his hair blond, Banana as we know him emurged.Yes the ball of small c**k wonder was born, leaving a trail of climax in his wake. Now he anxiosly awaits the arrival of BUTTSEX every day to climax all over him. Oh but to think, secretly BUTTSEX wanted him as well.Although it was pretty obvious, because BUTTSEX was an abonxiosly flamboyant fruit. The wantings of Bananas' attention went unnoticed by the fear of rejection, leaving the quivering Banana nervous when around said pubescent little boy. Then oneday, much to Banana's dismay, BUTTSEX fell into a hot vat and died.In his grief Banana did the only thing he could think of...He took his own life by drowning himself in tartar sauce.
However Banana enjoyed the sauce a bit too much and ended up eating it all. So technically, he actually died of high cholesterol. Three days later he woke up and was alive again. From then on his friends called him Banana Christ, son of the Holy Filet O'fish.

He now spends his summers working as a mantenance boy at McDonalds, and his winters climaxing in the clouds.
Thus this was the story of Banana Christ and his gay lover BUTTSEX.