Okies! Here is a little story for you all about a man, who thought he could own an island...but ended up..not getting what he wanted.
Once upon a time there was this really fat guy. He was on an island all by himself because he thought that no one was on the island. He thought he could have it for himself. Well anyways, he was on the beach, getting a tan...and man was this guy HUGE! I mean...he looked like a pig but....about the size of Ganon off of Zelda. Anywho...he wasnt the only one on the island, oh no sir. There were these really poor people who hadnt eaten in days. They were starving. Well sometime later the fat guy fell asleep, and the people on the island spotted the man. Well they thought he was a biiiig pig. So they took him back to their poor village. They gave him this medicine while he was asleep so the guy couldnt feel anything. Suddenly! The guy woke up and saw people around him. He then looked down and saw that people were hacking off his legs and chopping them into bits! Blood was going everywhere...but the guy couldnt do anything to stop them because he was too weak and faint because of the sight of his own blood! They then CHOPPED off his head and threw it into the fire!!! The poor people then finished chopping the man up and ate him! In fact, the man was so big that the poor people had food for weeks! So they werent all that poor after all.
The Moral to this sad story: Don't be a fat guy and go to a weird island by yourself!
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"I will play a trick on you & sloppily Cut you into pieces slimily I will make you cute cute cute like a toy"
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"I will play a trick on you & sloppily Cut you into pieces slimily I will make you cute cute cute like a toy"