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here I write funny stories based on personal life
Wait what? oh he's hitting on me.
So I went to the local grocery store, innocently and dressed up after an interview.
I went with my aunt and grandmother, cute huh?
For the first five minutes, I wander around, aiding my grandmother with picking out her groceries, bags, carrying them , etc.
Then I get that strange tingly feeling I was being watched. It was like I could feel daggers at my back. At this point, I'm thinking "hmm, must be my imagination"
I thought it wouldn't hurt to look around, so I did.
I'm scanning, scanning, and BOOM! Dead smack in the aisle next to me, was a worker whom was staring intently at me.
Here I'm thinking "Something's off about that guy".
Then his eye started twitching. I'm thinking "What the-- must move, get out of here".
As I moved closer to my aunt and grandmother, so did he.
At this point my internal thoughts were "I'M GOING TO DIE TONIGHT,MOVE IT!"
So I called my aunt and my grandmother to hurry up with their veggies, and their reply was "We can't rush picking out vegetables". =_=
Really guys? Really? You'd rather pick out vegetables than let me live? Come on I drove you to the groceries for heaven's sake!
We then moved closer to the meat area, I look around frantically to avoid the creeper.
No creepy eye twitchy guy in sight. Phew. Or so I thought.
I looked up at the area where the workers would come out, and there he was, staring back at me from the mini window, with his eye twitching.
Now I'm thinking "this guy has an eye problem and needs to get that fixed".
Again I'm rushing my aunt and grandmother, whom made no effort to go faster than a snail at choosing food, and again I got shushed. (Such a loving family no? XD).
25 minutes later , I don't see him, I'm extremely glad and we are FINALLY at the check out.
Still no sign of him, YES! I'M GOING TO LIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!
pushing cart outside to the exit, DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNN!
There he was in all his creepy glory. Still twitching.
Aunt and grandmother didn't want to leave JUST yet since aunt was making sure it was her money's worth. Grandmother was shushing me so aunt can calculate. While the creeper was less than 3 feet away from me and is heading towards me.
O_O'l'
I'm thinking: "HEY GRANNY, AUNTY! If I die tonight, I'll make sure to haunt you and drive you crazy!!!! Damn, should I go for the eyes or the manly part!? Keys, I still have keys in my hand, I can get to him that way. I'm going to DIE TONIGHT!!!!!!! I haven't even lived that long yet!! -internal cries- "
The creeper then got even closer and again his eye twitched. He then bent down to pick up something and stood next to me.
He said "you dropped something".
I said "Oh I did? Thank you."
Then he left to go inside but before disappearing he gives that twitchy eye again.
I look at my hand and inside was his name and number.
I was like "Oh........ he was winking.....well... sorry but I don't date guys that gave me a fright".
I do have to admit, though his idea was sweet (the last part was) and it went smoothly I might add... but NO, I was completely terrified. @_@
The worst part is, after I told my aunt and grandmother, my aunt said "gee sorry we were busy looking for food for dinner, but you could have handled him."
Thanks aunt, glad to see the family thing is sooo effective.

-The end of my funny awkward adventures story 1-





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