There's a blonde, a brunette, and a red head who rob a jewlery store. They hear the cops on the way,so they hide in different nearby trees. The police man comes to the tree in which the red head is hidden. "Chirp chirp chirp," sings the red head. "Oh that must be a bird," says the cop. He came to the tree in which the brunette is in. "Tweet tweet," says the brunette. "Oh that must be a bird," says the cop. He finally aproaches the blonde's hiding place. Filled with panic and a giggle the blonde says, "Moooooooo."
There was an argument one day in class between the teacher and her student Veronica.
Veronica said that whales can swallow humans.
The teacher said they couldn't.
The teacher explained that even though whales are humongous creatures, there throat is very small.
Veronica said "What about Jonah? From the bible, you know? He was swallowed!"
Once again the teacher said annoyed, "It's physically impossible!"
So Veronica replied "Then when I go to heaven I'm gonna ask Jonah himself!"
So the teacher asks, "What if he goes to hell?"
So Veronica answers, "You ask him!"
What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A teacher says "spit your gum out" and a train says "choo choo!!"
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