Yes, I realize that most of the quotes have something to do with something Sexual.. Get over it, they are funny.
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Billy Crystal
I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know.
Garry Shandling
Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric.
Bertrand Russell
If a thing isn't worth saying, you sing it.
Pierre Beaumarchais
"If the radiance of a thousand suns
Were to burst at once into the sky
That would be like the splendor of the Mighty one --
I am become Death,
The shatterer of Worlds."
hindu spiritual
It's a small world. You gotta use your elbows a lot.
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
Woody Allen
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Rodney Dangerfield
If you let someone kick you once, they'll kick you once. If you let someone kick you three times, they'll kick you three times, but if you reach out and break that guy's foot, ain't no more kickin' gonna be goin' on.
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.
Sharon Stone
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-b***h.
Jack Nicholson
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