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GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.

CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.

SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.

POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

GASSY POOPIE: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.

DRINKER'S POOPIE: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

CORN POOPIE: Self explanatory.

GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE: The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.

SPINAL TAP POOPIE: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.

WET CHEEKS POOPIE (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.

THE DANGLING POOPIE: This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.

THE SURPRISE POOPIE: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poopie!

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heard a cow meow,a dog moo,or a cat bark,if you answered no yo ALL of those questions then you are NOT INSANE (YET),BUT DID YOU KNOW THAT ELEPHANTS PURR

yeah this is the funniest story(thats not a lie)you will ever hear,ok hte other day at church i was running around with my friends after it was over and anders decided to give me an atomic wedgie(trust me they are atomic)im 5 foot 3 inches and he is 6foot 2inches and hes 13 like me and he is huge(not the fat huge)and he picked me up and my boxers ripped (that was the 9th pai ripped by him)(not including others)and i had to scream scream scream scream scream scream scream scream scream scream scream scream scream scream scream scream scream ooooooooouuuuuuuuuuccccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! well since my undies were ripped i decided to make a game out of it, (you know those signs for apartments they have that are stone and are like 6 foot high)well i was like,i have an idea and so anders and i jumped up on the sign and i said grab me by my boxers im going bungee jumping(they were already ripped so what worse could i do to them)and i jumped whee whee and by the time i hit the ground my boxers were over my head and around my neck twisted i have to pay him back

Ok,me and my friends(anders,david,eddie,and billy)went to a church party that they were having the other day.Well everything was about to close down so i rushed a got some peppermint mentos and i bought a diet coke(i was planning on eating them)and my friends were like hey i have an idea idea idea lets put the mentos in the diet coke(of course i never knew what it would do)so i popped the top off my diet coke and threw some mentos in(not knowing that ppl were under me)and it spewed all over the place(finally over with that part)well after i did that i went straight back to them and asked if i could have the helium balloons on the tables(they said yes) so i picked some up and started sucking helium as fast as i could i think i got high or something cuz i coudnt stand up worth A crap sweatdrop redface

OK to get started off.. i was coming back from my friends house a couple of days ago (you know the usual riding bike waiting for something interesting and wahlah it happens)when i saw 20 bucks just laying there on the ground,lonely,disturbed,I decided to let it be someone elses lucky day and i left it there.The next day I went over to his house to go to tsc (tractor supply company or co. whatever) and buy a torch.. I looked over my shoulder to see if anyone was coming so i could cross the street and i saw a 50,I wandered if someone dropped it and again,I left it there hoping it would make some other person happy.The day after that i was going to his house to go to chool (thats what i do to get to school because the bus is gay),and eat breakfast at the hospital where his mom works, and i looked over my shoulder and guess what i saw,yeah you propably guessed it,I saw 100 bucks sitting there (this was a sign that i was going to not be able to refuse)and i picked it up,theres nothing wrong with some spare change i thought and well you know what happened next,I spent it on food,yup thats an interesting day in my life