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Avi Art from TearGrants... |
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Isn't it lovely?
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 xXSceneXx · Thu Jan 18, 2007 @ 05:08pm · 0 Comments |
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7 year old explains sex... |
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Little Johnny was 7 years old and like
other boys
his age rather
curious.
He had been hearing quite a bit
about 'making out'
from the older boys, and he wondered
what it was
and how it was done.
One day he took his question to his
mother, who
became rather flustered. Instead of
explaining
things to Johnny, she told him to hide
behind the
curtains one night and watch his older
sister and
her boyfriend.
This he did. The following morning,
Johnny
described EVERYTHING to his mother.
"Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for
a while,
then he turned off most of the lights.
Then he
started kissing and hugging her. I
figured 'Sis must
be getting sick, because her face started
looking
funny.
He must have thought so too, because he
put his
hand inside her blouse to feel her heart,
just the
way the doctor would. Except he's not as
smart as
the doctor because he seemed to have
trouble
finding her heart. I guess he was getting
sick too,
because pretty soon both of them started
panting
and getting all out of breath.
His other hand must have been cold
because he
put it under her skirt.
About this time 'Sis got worse and began
to moan
and sigh and squirm around and slide
down
toward
the end of the couch. This was when her
fever
started. I knew it was a fever, because Sis
told him
she felt really hot.
Finally, I found out what was making
them so
sick......-a big eel ;had gotten inside his
pants
somehow. It just jumped out of his pants
and
stood there, about 10 inches long,
honest, anyway
he grabbed it in one hand to keep it from
getting
away.
When Sis saw it, she got really scared-her
eyes
got big, and her mouth fell open, and
she started
calling out to God and stuff like that. She
said it
was the biggest one she's ever seen; I
should tell
her about the ones down at the lake by
our house!
Anyway, Sis got brave and tried to kill the
eel by
biting its head off. All of a sudden she
grabbed it
with both hands and held it tight while he
took a
muzzle out of his pocket and slipped it
over the
eel's head to keep it from biting again.
Sis lay back and spread her legs so she
could get
a scissor-lock on it and he helped by lying
on top
of the eel. The eel put up a hell of a
fight.
Sis started groaning and squealing and
her
boyfriend almost upset the couch. I guess
they
wanted to kill the eel by squashing it
between
them.
After a while they both quit moving and
gave a
great sigh. Her boyfriend got up, and sure
enough,
they killed the eel. I knew because it just
hung
there, limp, and some of its insides were
hanging
out.
Sis and her boyfriend were a little tired
from the
battle, but they went back to courting
anyway. He
started hugging and kissing her again. By
golly,
the eel wasn't dead! It jumped straight up
and
started to fight again.
I guess eels are like cats- they have nine
lives or
something. This time, Sis jumped up and
tried to
kill it by sitting on it. After about a 35
minute
struggle, they finally killed the eel. I knew
it was
dead, because I saw Sis's boyfriend peel
its skin
off and flush it down the toilet.
xXSceneXx · Sun Sep 17, 2006 @ 06:17am · 1 Comments |
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So, I'm in keyboarding, and bored.
Me and Elizabeth are just sitting here...talking.
We were so bored we looked up the history of keyboards and home row and correct typing.
lol.
C. L. Sholes invented our current keyboard.
Yup, now you know something new.
Yay.
Anyways, Elizabeth is so 'effing awsome.
She rocks my 'effing socks off.
:]
I love her to death!
<3333
xXSceneXx · Wed Sep 13, 2006 @ 09:53pm · 0 Comments |
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1)Cereal or Muffins? cereal
2)Toe socks or regular socks? toe socks
3)Blue or Green? green
4)Red or Purple? both, together
5)What are you listening to? anti-flag
6)Chicken noodle or tomato soup? tomato
7)Swiss or American cheese? american
8 )Skirts or Pants? pants
9)Shorts or skirts? neither, but skirts are better
10)Gum or Candy? both
11)Ninjas or Samurai? ninjas
12)Punk or Grunge? punk
13)Emo or Punk? punk
14)Loud music or soft quiet music? loud
15)Paperclips or staples? staples
16)Vogue or People magazine? neither
17)AIM, Yahoo, or MSN? AIM
18 )Burp or belch? o.0
Now for the Personal stuff!!
1) Whats your name? Ashli
2) Whens your birthday? January 18
3) Whats your eye color? green
4) Are you tall or short? erm...5'4''
5) How old are you? 15
6) Why are you taking this quiz? cause I'm bored
7) Who would you rather be stuck on an island with? Daniel <333
8 ) Favorite letter(s)? F, U, C, K hahaha, actually, it's A and Z
9) Favorite number? 13
10) Do you drive? next summer
11) Do you drink? yes
12) Do you smoke? no
13) Are you in love? very
14) Are you romantically involved with someone? yes
15) Who do you think is hot, but know itd never work? The Rev
16) How many things do you regret? lots
17) Whats one thing you regret? um...failing a bunch of classes in 7th and 8th grade. thank god they didn't count
18 ) Roses or chocolates? roses
xXSceneXx · Fri Aug 25, 2006 @ 04:45am · 0 Comments |
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New RPC. Hahaha. Shut up, Chrisseh. |
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Name: Jemmy ?
Age: 15
Gender: Female
Race: Human, mage
Appearance:
Bio: History unknown.
Weapons: Mage powers and two revolvers.
xXSceneXx · Mon Aug 21, 2006 @ 09:13am · 1 Comments |
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