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A cop is staking a bar of drunk drivers at closing time he sees a guy stumble out of the bar trip on the curb hit his head then get up and fumble for his keys for five minutes when he finally gets the keys. It takes him another five minutes to get the key in the ignition meanwhile everybody else leaves the bar and drives off when he finally pulls away the cop is waiting for him, pulls him over gives him a breathalyzer test. The test shows he has a blood alcohol level of 0.0
The cop says "How is that possible?" The guy says "tonight I'm the designated decoy"

LMAO, I thought it waz funny
propz 2 seith <3